Silly goobery skaterlight story (regretevator)

Antartica but gay 2

Infected: *walks up a little too close to a penguin* N0 W4Y TH3YR3 R34L
Lampert: you should back up before it attacks you
Infected: th3y d0nt h4v3 t33th h0w w0uld th3y- *proceeds to get bit by a penguin* AAAAAAAAAUWIWIKSOAJQOAJAOAJQJQI (he screamed so loud he broke his typing quirk guys)
Lampert: Stop screaming or you'll scare them away.
Infected: wijaoanqoajaoakqkoqkqoqmaowmiwhsysgsahlp
Poob: r u okay???
Infected: [CONTENT DELETED] ijaaoaoaoaoaooaoqqooaoaoaoaoaooowowowowowowowoowowow
Lampert: he's fine. I have medical tape. *proceeds to walk over to infected and wraps it around his hand*
Infected: :(
Lampert: you scared all the penguins away.
Infected: s0rrgy
Lampert: we'll find more later
Infected: n0 thx th3yr3 sc4ry
Lampert: let's go.
Infected: 0k4y
Unpleasant: Go infected, let your alpha sigma take you away from the skibidi penguins
Infected: Shut th3 #### up :'(
Gnarpy: you're literallyz a walking bizexual flag
Infected: wh4t 1m n0t g4y
Green cat abomination: says the perzon wearing a shirt that sayz "tough guyz wear pink"
Infected: >:(
Lampert: stop it gnarpy you're gonna make him yell again
Gnarpy: zo what? What are you gonnaz do about it
Lampert: good point. you have a ray gun
Infected: *stealing noises*
Gnarpy: lolz of courze I do
Infected: pr0v3 1t l0l
Gnarpy: I'd be glad toz *checks* w h a t
Infected: PFFT LM40000
Gnarpy: what did you do
Infected: 1 thr3w 1t 1nt0 th3 0c34n l0l
Gregoriah: *looking in the distance* holy shit I forgot to anchor the ship
Everyone (except the dumb ones): WHAT
Lampert: now I'm stuck here with infected. kill me.
Gnarpy: I could if infected zidnt steal my ray gun.
Infected: 1m r1ght h3r3 why 4r3 y0u g0ss1p1ng 4b0ut m3- *realization* H0LY #### W3R3 STR4ND3D??

(My state had a giant internet outage so this part is short sorry lol)