February!

Swept Away in a Mob of Old Spice

February swayed into the school. There was every single Perf guy in the school that didn't ask a girl out yet. They were all waiting at the door. The male Perfs were all carrying flowers and chocolate and teddybears. But then a tiny little dot surrounded by buff guys pushed his way through. It was Yoshida. He we wearing contacts today so February got a big picture of his bright green eyes. He blushed and held out a teddybear.
"F-February?" Yoshida stammered. "Will y-you go to the party with me- AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Yoshida screamed. Some big buff guy pushed Yoshida over.
"NO, YOU CAN NOT ASK HER TO THE PARTY!" The jock bellowed. "BECAUSE I'M GOING TO!"
The jock swept up February in his arms, raised her above his head, and scuttled away with her.
Lilan, Emery, and Cat were looking for February. When they saw her being kidnapped by some football player, they al, stopped in their footsteps.
"FEBRUARY!?" Her friends yelled in unison as the jock ran away.
"HELP!!!" February whimpered.
Cat went into cat mode and leaped onto all fours. She raced behind he others. Emery and Lilan dashed after her as well. A mob of other guys that were waiting to ask February out to the party swarmed in a big mess of running. The Perfs caught up to the jock carrying February and another Perf grabbed her and started running. February was being tossed from one to another. Yoshida jumped on someone's head and propelled himself at the person carrying February recently. Yoshida kicked that person in the face and snatched January.
"If anyone's gonna escort you," Yoshida growled. "It's going to be me."
The Yoshida that was awkward and cute and nerd wasn't here at the moment. Right now it was scary, capable of murder, and manly Yoshida. And February was fine with that. Even though his figure wasn't exactly what you'd call 'muscular', no one could catch up to him. The second someone got close to them, he'd kick them in the stomach.
"Okay, February. I need you to accept my invitation to the party so I can call these losers off." Yoshida ordered.
"Yes, Yoshida, I accept your invite to the party." February yelled.
The angry mob of Perfs that smell like Old Spice cologne stopped abruptly.
"YOU ACCEPTED THAT DWEEB'S INVITE!?" The mob screamed.
February hopped out of Yoshida's arms. Cat, Emery, Lilan plopped out of the mob and started breathing as if they were being suffocated in there.
"Yes I accepted his invitation. That was the fair thing to do. He asked me before all of you so I said yes." February started acting all cutesy. "Is that a problem?"
The Perfs were drooling. "Not a problem at all, Ma'am!" They saluted in unison.
February marched away holding Yoshida's hand. Cat, Lilan, and Emery pretty much just crawled away because they were traumatized by all of the Old Spice they'd inhaled.
"Yoshida, I've never seen you go ballistic like THAT before." February started laughing. "Protective much?"
"Oh, uh, sorry about that. I just thought you looked uncomfortable being tossed around like a sack of potatoes." He started laughing too.
"Don't worry it's all good." February punched him in the arm.
"Uh, we should probably make sure that your friends didn't die from all of the cologne they'd inhaled." Yoshida stooped in his tracks.
"We should go back and make sure that they didn't die yet!" February exclaimed.
They started dashing down the hallway, toward the unconscious Nyan, Mermaid, and Pokémon.