Kokushibo: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonalds.
Kaigaku: We're going to McDonalds if I don't do my work?
Kokushibo: NO-
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Douma: I'm not stupid, you know.
Akaza: Well, you're doing a really good impression of it!
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Kokushibo: I've had a good week. Talked to Master a bit.
Kokushibo: *looks at Yoriichi* Brother, if I use a person's name, that does not mean you can hire a hitman.
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Daki, staring upwards: So, Kaigaku broke up with me... haha...
Gyutaro: Why are you looking up?
Daki: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!
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Kokushibo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Muzan: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
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Muzan: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Kokushibo: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.
Muzan: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
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Gyokko: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Hantengu: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Gyokko: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Nakime, on a walkie talkie: This is Nakime, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.
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Kaigaku: Question, how difficult would it be to bowl in a bee suit?
Nakime: Not that hard, I don't think, as long as you can move.
Daki: I'd assume as hard as it is to bowl in a maid outfit.
Daki: Wouldn't be any harder, but you'd get some WEIRD looks.
Gyutaro: Are you speaking from experience?
Daki: No!
Daki:
Daki: ....Maybe.
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Muzan: What are your three best qualities?
Daki: I'm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.
Gyutaro: *smacks his face* Daki, that's not even remotely going to help us here.
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Akaza: Don't mansplain this to me!
Daki: Wh- I'm a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!
Akaza: ...Well, I'm a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!
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Kokushibo: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
Kokushibo: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Muzan: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Kokushibo: So did their neck.
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Mugato: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand?
Wakurabaru: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list.
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Enmu: Oooh, a train!
Master: We're in a train station, Enmu.
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Kaigaku: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
Kokushibo: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
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New Demon: This was the Infinity Castle 5 years ago, what happened
Kokushibo: It was Christmas
New Demon: Makes sense
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Kaigaku: Hey dad, can I get a dollar
Muzan: *Pulling out a dollar* Here yo-
Kokushibo: Hey, don't give him the dollar
Muzan: But Koku, It's just a dollar
Kokushibo: What if he runs off and does something illegal with that one dollar?
Muzan: What's the most illegal thing he could do with one dollar?
Kokushibo: Exchange it for a hundred pennies, put them all in a sock, and then beat someone to death with it.
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Kokushibo: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost!
Hantengu: That's called murder and I heard somewhere that it was illegal.
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Gyutaro: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.
Daki: How so?
Gyutaro: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.
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Muzan: Go on, give Kyojiro a compliment.
Akaza: How do you expect me to do that?
Kokushibo: Just say something that you wish someone would say to you.
Akaza: Uhh... You are now unbanned from Free Ham Sandwich Day!
Rengoku's Spirit, sobbing: Nobody's ever said that to me before!
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Douma: I hope they've calmed down...
Akaza: Shut the fuck up you annoying ass pig.
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