Nadia: *Dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*
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Lucio: Know any jokes?
Nadia: Our relationship.
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MC: Talk dirty to me.
Julian: I spilled arsenic on the floor.
MC: Not that dirty you ner-
*Explosions and screams in the background*
Julian: I was not kidding.
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Julian: Hey, in my defense I don't vibe with the law.
Portia: You cannot keep using that as an excuse.
MC: Keep?! As in this is a reoccurring thing?!
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MC: "Fight me!"
Lucio: "Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?"
*Later*
Asra: "Why is Lucio crying?"
Nadia: "MC kicked him really hard on the ankle."
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Muriel: "I've been w-wanting to ask you something for awhile.."
Asra: "Finally!"
Muriel: "Finally? What do you mean?"
Asra: "You're proposing right?"
Muriel: ". . . How'd you know?"
Asra: "You've dropped the ring about 16 times during this date."
Muriel:
Asra: "I even picked it up once."
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MC: *punches Lucio.*
Lucio: "Do you want to die?!"
MC: ".. Kinda.."
Lucio: "MC we talked about this."
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Teacher: "Your child was in a fight."
MC: "Oh no, that's terrible!"
Lucio: "Did they win?"
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*When Nadia still lived in Prakra*
Nadia: "Four months. . ."
Nahara: "What's the matter?"
Natiqa: "Mmm, don't worry about it."
Nadia: "FOR FOUR MONTHS YOU ALL WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT - !"
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Arcana One-shots
FanfictionI'm bored, simple as that. This book will contain incorrect quotes scenarios, aus, oneshots, mini-stories and potential smut, yes I am accepting requests.
