FPE Shenanigans

After School

It was a Tuesday afternoon. Oliver strode into the maths classroom, trying to act bold to hide his fear. Ms. Circle had asked him to stay behind after school today, and that usually translated to "you're going to die". Did he get caught doing something bad? Did she catch him filling Lana's bag with water? Or that time he and Zip pushed Kevin so hard that his glasses broke and he almost got glass shards in his eyes? (Edward got a little mad at them for that, wonder why). Maybe when he accidentally slipped some of Edward's weird experimental chemicals in Lizzy's drink, thinking it was just vinegar or something. (Petunia gave her CPR because she was the only person there who had a first aid certificate, so maybe that counted as more of doing a favour than bullying, right?)

Whatever the reason was, Oliver couldn't change the outcome anyways, so he took a few breaths and entered the empty, white classroom. Ms. Circle was waiting inside, leaning on a wall. Oliver noticed that her compass's sharp point wasn't extended, so maybe he wasn't completely dead?

"Oliver, I'm gonna need you to stop going to the girls' bathroom to film TikTok dances with Zip during class." Ms. Circle said in a stern and serious tone.

"Wha- how did you know about that?" Oliver was flabbergasted. He'd been really sneaky! Or so he thought...

"I found your eyeliner in a stall." Answered Ms. Circle, unamused.

"Ohh, so that's where it went... I've been looking for that for weeks! Can I have it back?" Oliver asked, not a hint of shame in his voice.

"I threw it in the trash." Ms. Circle glanced at the window nonchalantly.

"What the fuc- that eyeliner cost me like TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!" Oliver usually wasn't the kind to yell at his *ahem* elders , but this was way too far: "You don't understand, it was a limited-edition from Sephora that came out on Kagamine Rin's 13th anniversary! It's one of a kind and I'll never have it back!"

"Doesn't that just mean it's the same product with some tiny decorations that's double the normal price for no reason?" Asked Ms. Circle.

"Y-yeah but the cap was the color of Rin's hair!!" Oliver whined.

Ms. Circle stared at Oliver apathetically. Was he- was he holding back tears??

"Don't cry, Oliver. You wouldn't want to ruin your eyeliner, would you?"

Oliver stared up at Ms. Circle as if she'd just insulted his entire bloodline.

"Whatever," he sniffed, "I'm going home."

Oliver turned to leave the classroom. Ms. Circle called out after him: "By the way, about the TikToks, did Zip ever show you the comments?"

"No, why?" Asked Oliver, tilting his head slightly.

"Oh. Well, good. I don't think you want to see them."

"... what do you mean?" Oliver was puzzled.

"Uhh... nothing, forget about it." Ms. Circle said: "Just know that most of your audience is male."

"Wait, wha-"

Before he could finish his sentence, Ms. Circle pushed him out of the classroom and slammed the door. "Bye, have a good afternoon!!"

[AUTHOR'S NOTE]

hopefully this was a good waste of your time, I'm not that good at crack or comedy so idk if people will like this
I promise I'm working on Make A Bet! as well

Gimme some plot or title ideas if you want