Dragon Ball Z Abridged

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"Alrighty then! For our next universe, we're traveling to an anime some of you guys might be familiar with, Dragon Ball Z! Except it's not going to be the normal DBZ that you're familiar with," H explained as the universe started.

As Bakugou lay beaten on the ground, Katsuma, Mineta, & Aizawa stood, all injured as well, watching as Spinner came flying in, approaching the injured Bakugou.

"So we're starting this universe by watching Bakugou get his ass kicked?" Todoroki asked.

"Oh hell no! I refuse to lose to that reject ninja turtle!" Bakugou screamed.

"It seems our game is over, Bakugou. And now that we're done here, it's time to send you crying home to mommy," Spinner said. Bakugou scowled.

"My mother's dead."

"Oof," Kaminari said. Jirou looked at him, unamused. Bakugou just looked appalled.

"I know," Spinner smiled sadistically. As he raised his hand back, preparing the final blow, he was suddenly interrupted by a gust of wind. Someone new had landed on the battlefield.

Katsuma & Mineta smiled when they saw Midoriya.

"And the real hero arrives!" Uraraka pumped her hands in the air, making Midoriya blush.

"Who?" Spinner asked, but no one answered.

"Hey, guys! How's it going? Aizawa? When did you come back?" Midoriya asked Aizawa.

"Uh, Dragon Balls."

"Huh, neat. Hey, Mineta! That armor looks funny on you," Midoriya laughed at his friend.

"Is it just me, or does this Midoriya seem a little more... chillax?" Kirishima asked. Everyone seemed to agree.

"Must be the weed," determined Sero.

"Hey, Dad!" Katsuma exclaimed with joy.

"Hey," Midoriya responded with little interest, quickly turning his attention to Spinner.

"Talk about a deadbeat dad," Kaminari whispered so Deku couldn't hear him.

"Must run in the family," Bakugou grumbled.

"Are you that Spinny guy?"

"I am Lord Spinner, yes," Spinner responded, still confused by this newcomer.

"Wonder what he's the lord of?" Momo wondered.

"Lord of Stain Fanbois?" Mina asked.

"What about Lord of Lizards?" Tsuyu suggested.

"No, that one sounds too cool," Kaminari said.

"Lord of Losers?" Kirishima asked.

"Too unoriginal."

"Lord of you all need to shut the fuck up so we can continue," Bakugou said.

"Okay, geez dude," Kaminari scoffed.

"Awesome! Imma deck you in the schnoz!" Midoriya exclaimed.

"...what?" Iida just looked confused.

"So, this version of Midoriya clearly has no shame," Mina laughed.

Spinner dropped Bakugou on the ground & faced Deku fully. "I'm sorry that's a new one. Who are you exactly?"

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