Everyone:*Chatting, drinking random drinks and eating snacks*
Irene, Shashelle, Cleo, Kaze and two random figures:*Crashes through walls*
Cybrog:COME ON!!!I JUST MENDED THOSE!
Raven:*Points at two random figures*Who are those?
Irene:Oh, just me and Rocksanne's teammates when there was that trouble in Thailand.(I might write a book on this soon.It actually happened on May 9 and ended on that week's Sunday.)Say hi to Apocalypse and Jon.We are rotating Shashelle and Kaze out of this chapter but I will always be here.
Robin:Great.
Irene:Awwwwww
Robin:SARCASM
Cleo:Anyway.Apocalypse, like the myth, controls gravity and Jon...He's useless during battles and can only help us hack into systems.
Jon:HEY!!!!!!
Apocalypse:Himynameishugobutmyheronameisapocalyspesageanddavecallmeugohoneylemon
Everyone else:???
Cleo:Sage and Dave are Irene and Apocalypse's teammates in trouble in Thailand.They may join the story soon.
Irene:Jon is Cleo's teammate and two other people.
Apocalypse:Can I try?
Irene:Sure.
Apocalypse:Robin, I dare you to fall in love with Kitten.
Robin:HELL NOOOO!!!!
Apocalypse:That or marry her.
Robin:...Where IS Kitten?
Irene:*snaps fingers*
Kitten:*Appears out of nowhere*
Starfire:KITTTEEENNNNN!!!!!!*Eyes glowing hands smoking*
Fourth wall:*Breaks as Starfire shoots a buncha star bolts at it*
Cybrog:😭😭😭
Apocalypse:Great.At this rate the whole tower is gonna explode.What about this:*Lifts everyone and crashes into a stadium*
Everyone except Apocalypse:OMGWTHBBQ
Irene:I'm not even gonna ask.
Apocalypse:Ladies and Gentlemen!Boy do we have a show for you!In this corner a bloodsucking psychopath!The worst female character in the teen titans universe!Please welcome KITTEN!!!!!
Kitten:😡😡😡
Crowd that appeared out of nowhere:*Booing*
Apocalypse:In this corner, full of anger and rage!Please welcome Starfire!
Starfire:*Hands still smoking and eyes still smoking *
Crowd:*Cheering like mad*
Apocalypse:Both ladies will be fighting for a prize.A trip to the Bahamas with Robin!
Robin:💀💀💀
(10 hours later...)
Starfire:💣💣💣⚡️⚡️⚡️💥💥💥💥💥💥🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️
Kitten:💀💀💀
Everyone except Starfire and Kitten who is dead:*Sleeping*
Irene:*Wakes up, yawns*Guess we need to call....
Jon:*Wakes up*The ambulance?
Irene:No.THE COFFIN COMPANY!!!!!*Dails number*Hello?We need one coffin for a girl named Kitten Walker..Yeah...yeah....great.Bye!
Cleo:Readers, please drop in truths and dares or you'll be burnt to a crisp.
Starfire:I have a trip to the Bahamas with friend Robin!Bye!
*Wall crashes*
Cybrog:STARFIRE!!!!!
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TEEN TITANS TRUTH OR DARE
HumorA redo of a bad story on my fanfiction.I do not own the HIVE, Titans, east, or whoever shows up. https://www.fanfiction.net/story/story_preview.php?storyid=14336268&chapter=1
