TEEN TITANS TRUTH OR DARE

Finally back to old truths/dares

*Pots and pans crashing*

Robin:*Wakes up*WHAT THE HELL?!!???!It's like 3 am!!!!!

*Goes to kitchen and jaw drops to ground*

Robin:😱😱😱

*Sage has straw all stuck in his hair.Dave is dressed like a very unconvincing little girl.Wood has a bucket over his head and is holding pots and pans.Hex looks like a demented fur ball and same goes with Kaze.Cleo is dressed like a witch who fell into a bucket of green paint and Irene is dressed like a fairy godmother.The other hosts were laughing their heads off.*

Slade:*Pops out of nowhere*What is going on, my Robbie poo?

Robin:GO AWAY SLADE!!!!!

Irene:Really, Cleo?We just finished Peter Pan and now Wizard of Oz???

Cleo:So?

Sage:I'm seriously tired of school productions.

Dave:Yeah.Remember when Irene fell off the stage?

Irene:YOU GUYS STILL REMEMBER THAT???????

(Actually.The 2023/24 Peter Pan production just ended.The Leilaa girl was Peter Pan, Sage was Captain Hook, Cleo was Wendy, Dave's cousin Glacé was Nibs, Kaze was a mermaid, Shashelle was a choir member, and I was Tiger Lily.We used the out of the ark version.Now that I think of it the casting just seems wrong.I FELL OFF THE STAGE DAMN)

Cleo:....We better get started right?

Irene:😑

Cleo:*Ignores*Ok,Cybrog,the next dare is yours.I dare you to fly into the sky and make the smoke letters:"I am gay,I love Kid Flash,and I have been in bed with Beast Boy last month."

Cybrog:What did I do to deserve this?

Beast boy:Remember it affects me and Kid Flash as well.

Cleo:Whatever.

Cybrog:*Does as told,and Kid Flash faints*

(Actually,he died)

Irene:What's up with people dying?

Cleo:No clue

Hex:Raven,Starfire,Cybrog,and Beast Boy, I dare you all to drive Robin crazy!If he tries to stop you,*Pours a truck of oil into pool and lights a fire under it* Well,we will be eating KFS,Kentuky Fried Silkie tonight.

Starfire:😱MY BUMGROF!!!!!!

Wood:That's soooo evil.

Raven:*Trows Robin's new staff into trash hole*

Cybrog:*Trows 10 pizzas onto Robin's butt*

Beast Boy:*Morphs into bird and poops on Robin's head*

Starfire:*Reluctantly screames in Tarmaran language to protect her baby bumgrof*

Robin:*Faints*

Hex:Fine.*Materialises a fourth staff to revive Robin*

Wood:Starfire,Who would you rather kiss,Sticky Joe or Scary Taeri?

Irene:....This should be quite horrifying....

Starfire:I SHALL JUMP IN THE POT OF THE BOILING OIL TO SKIP THIS THE HORRIFYING OF THE QUESTION!*Commits sulcide by jumping in the pot of oil ment for KFS*

Wood:KFS,Kentuky Fried Starfire,anyone?