Hetalia One-shots

Phantom Thieves

Prussia's POV~
HA! Those "security guards" didn't know what hit 'em! Oh, who am I? Why, I am Gilbert Beilshimdt! The greatest thief on Earth! Why, there is nothing  on this world I can't steal! 

Currently, I am working for the lovely Miss (y/n), and I think I'm falling for her. Oh well! "Hey! Gilbert!" I heard (y/n) yell through her walkie talkie. "Yes?" I asked. All she did was give me another mission. I had to get this butterfly that's died off from the Earth. That's easy!

I am a master thief! I don't leave a trace behind me when I steal! And when they DO figure it out, I'm already out and about! Ha! The AWESOME me can steal anything!

Timeskip from my 1p's "awesomeness"~

"I'M BACK!" I yelled as I strolled into our base with the butterfly. (y/n) walked up to me with a pleased look. "Good job Gilbert!" she exclaimed, grabbing the butterfly. "By the way, you weren't granting any other girls' demands, were you?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. I shook my head. "Now, why would I do that my lady?" I said, smiling at her. "Good. Then we have no probolems," she said.

Timeskip from SirHamnet~

I was out on another mission when I started aloud. "All of this stealing is starting to get sorta tiring-" was all I said before I heard another voice. "You're complaining NOW?! It'll be your fault if you get caught!" (y/n) whisper-yelled at me. I thought for a moment. "Hey, (y/n), will there ever come a time when those two eyes of yours will be mine?" I asked. I heard a soft chuckle. "I always knew you were funny!" she exclaimed. I sighed. Guess there is ONE thing I can't steal: her heart.

(a/n) 
Hey, uh, 2p! Prussia here, but you can call me Gilen. So, I guess my 1p isn't so "awesome" after all, huh? Uh, this song doesn't belong to me or Vanilla, SirHamnet dubbed it, and yeah.