Aubree comes back from the park-
"Soo... what happended.😏" Mildred said with a smirk.
"AGH NOTHING! Can you stop being noisy! NOTHING HAPPENED OKAY?" Aubree says.
"geez lousie..." Mildred says shocked.
"Sorry mils but the best thing just happened! i need a moment to remeber all! sorry".
"Its fine..ill just look through your diary" Mils says under her breath making sure aubree cant hear.
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"ill write in my diary!"
"Dear diary, Today me and ralph went to a park saw someone named bad egg? But whatever he held me in his arms! AHH! AND he asked me to be his girlfriend! Im so happy i can never calm down. . My divine ralphie. When i look into your brown eyes..i do not the girl i am.but the woman i must become to possess you. I want to take all your pain and in the passion factory of my heart, transform it into funcitonal joy. I want to take your hand by the cheremosh river and with all new york has ever witnessed..take you as my groom. And we shall sing. And dance. and drink! And then i shall whisper in your ears.."let rivers run wild or let them be dammed." My perfect ralph. i lay my femininity at the altar of your manhood.. Well maybe that was too much information.. goodbye diary! See you soon i guess.."
*Aubree leaves and goes to the kitchen to make food*
"Perfect.." Mils muttered after seeing aubree leave her room.
*Mils goes and grabs her diary* "Geez..this girl writes a lot! About what? Nothing special happens with her anyways.. *Mils reads every page.*........
*Silence fills the room.* "wait..RALPH? I dated him.. *a evil smirk comes to mildreds face* I Have a plan..
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Aubree eats her food*
" I wonder what mom is doing.. havent seen her lately." *Aubree hears a phone ringing*
"I'LL GET IT!" Mildred yells.
"ello? who is this?" Mildred speaks.
"Uhm ralph? wheres aubs.."
"ugh.. AUBREE ITS YOUR "BOYFRIEND" HURRY UP!"
"COMING!" Aubree shouts.
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"HEY!" Aubree says grabbing the phone from mildreds hand.
"Hii so i have a question." Ralph says smiling.
"Yeah? what is it?"
"Will you go to a date with me to the arcade?"
"YES YES YES!"
"Someones a little too excited to see me.." Ralph says teasing.
"hehehe i cant help it! Your like super duper cool and its like you dont even try."
"I try a lot actually.."
"SHUT IT LOVEBIRDS HANG UP!" Mildred screams annoyed.
"OKAY HOLD ON! What time?" Aubree says.
"Tommorow at 5:30 PM. Sounds good?"
"Grool!..uhm i was gonna say great but then started to say cool.." Aubree says embarrassed.
"yeah.grool.. see you later!
*they hang up*
"You guys are such kissups.." Mils says mad.
"Why are you so mad..?" Aubree says a bit upset.
"BECAUSE AUBREE WILSON I D-"
"ouch why the last name?"
"BECAUSE! I DATED RALPH A YEAR AGO AND NOW HES DATING you.. I DONT SEE WHY YOU! IM CLEARLY BETTER THAN YOU!"
"cant you just be happy for me..? i finally have someone to love me for who i am!"
"I HOPE HE BREAKS UP WITH YOU AND YOU NEVER FIND LOVE AGAIN."
"oh." aubree says hurt.
"AND DONT ACT ALL SAD!" Mildred storms off.
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"oh." aubree says and runs up to her room.
"wait..my diary..MY DIARY! gosh..MILDRED STOLE IT! Whats up with her.."
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"guess i'll go to sleep. no point bothering with anything anymore.."
*aubree sleeps*
"GOSH SHE GETS ON MY NERVES!" Mildred says in her mind. *a phone rings and mildred goes to answer it.* "RALPH AUBREE IS SLEEPING STOP CALLING YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE ORPHAN A HOLE." Mildred says trying to yell but also staying quiet. "Jeez whats up your ass.." *Ralph hangs up*
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[okayy so i feel like ralph wouldnt do this or aubree but guys calm its like 1 AM... also sorry if i overuse "..." and "anyways" erm! im not normal but anyways love for aubree with the new story update and making me ocean!!! i love ride the cyclone but i think you know that}
deeply sorry for thr yapping.. bye gays.
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Fanfictionokay so please read this. I DO NOT NITHING ABOUT HIM im doing this out of the pure kindness if my soul! NO NASTY SMUT HERE.
