{I DONT NOTHING ABOUT RALPH MACCHICO PLEASE DONT KILL ME!!}
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*Aubree wakes up from Mildred standing above her bed*
"h-huh?" Aubree says groggy
"ITS ABOUT TIME! Ralph has been calling nonstop!" Mildred says annoyed
"And thats not my problem. Now i'll get ready for our date"
"ugh..alright."
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*Aubree showers and does her makeup*
"AUBREE MARY WILSON!" Her mom yells.
"yeah mom?" Aubree says confused.
"YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?" Her mom says still yelling.
"yeah...whats wrong"
"YOU DIDNT TELL ME! WHAT IF you get pregant?
"CALM DOWN MOM! ITS A BOY IM NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO NOT USE PROTECTION."
"hey aubs..your husbanddd is here. "Mildred says with a teasing and annoyed grin.
"oKAY!"
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"Hey how you doin?" Ralph asks aubree.
"oh uhm pretty good!" Aubree says shyly.
"Thats great to here." *Ralph says pulling out a cigar.
" you know thats bad..right?"
"Yeah but i dont need to care until my lungs are black." Ralph says chuckling.
"Which is pretty soon.." Aubree says calmy.
"hey doll dont say that!" (eugh sorry).
"whatever..are we there yet?"
"yeah"
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*they go inside the arcade*
"woah..! this place is SOO RAD!" Aubree says happily.
"i know! come here!" Ralph pulls her to a arcade machine.
*aubree tries 5 times but fails everytime.*
"dont worry doll i got ya" Ralph says smirking
*ralph wins a plushie for her*
(you can pick wtv one you like)
"THANK YOU RALPH!!" Aubree holds the plushie close to her.
*they have a date at the arcade*
"sooo what comes next??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????" (IGNORE THE ?'S I FELT SILLYY)
"Lets go to the movies"
"ooo cool which one?" Aubree says feeling her heart beat more. (i dont know how to write romance my bad yall)
"mommy dearest."
"oh it just came out!" (of the closet)
*they go*
"You want popcorn and some big league chew with that doll?" Ralph says smirking because yes.
"sure! can we perhaps share?"
"of course doll." (im really bothered with the nickname doll.)
*the watch the movie*
"sooo what did you think?" Aubree asks ralph.
"i think it was gnarly."
"WHAT HOW!!"
"the acting was..something!"
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"wanna come over to my house? and possibly sleep over"
"sure!" Aubree says excited because shes silly billy
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"so aubree..tell me about your life."
"why?"
"i dont know i just wanna get to know you more..ya know?"
"oh..well my sisters a huge wastoid."
"really? blaineley?" Ralph says shocked.
"who..?"
"blaineley? your sister??"
"no..her name is mildred??"
"oh."
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*they get to his house cause WAP!*
"soo..this is your place?"
"yeah!"
"woah..its like totaly tubular.."
"thanks?"
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*they talk for a bit (make out) then sleep*
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erm...sorry aubree for the long wait i was being a space age bacelor man...
listening to the ride the cyclone cast recording cause!!!!!!!
byr
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