"Here I am, sittin' in my red cum" I sing to myself, as my penis leaks this red substance I can only describe as viscous. Suddenly the pink man appears, bursting through the wall. "I am the pink man" He says, before exploding my red cum. "Thanks, Ted" I say to him, knowing full well his name is Robert. "This is why I left, son." He says before leaving through the exploded wall.