Benji

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Benji the sentient burger is KingWi's wife. She walks in on them having sex with a burger. "Wilfred?" Benji asks, shocked. "What are you doing?" KingWi replies, "Barbecue, it's not what it looks like!" "Don't come at me with that barbecue shit!" Benji yells, "I'm not your barbecue! We're done!"

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