Friends au: The one where Red son is the best Mk's ever had

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1 month later


Mk, Red son, and Mac were hanging out at the coffee house.


Mac: So Red, have you heard about Mk's new secret boyfriend?

Red son: Oh uh...yeah! He uh, might of mentioned him a few times.

Mac: So Mk, when are we gonna meet this uh, "new secret waiter man?"

Mk: Oh uh, he's really shy. I don't think he's up to meet everyone yet.

Red son: Yeah I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.

Mac: I don't care! I wanna meet this guy who's the best sex he ever had!

Red son then shut his book closed and smiled

Red son: REALLY? That's what you heard?

Red son then turned to Mk

Red son: You said that?

Mk:...I might have said that.

Red son then started laughing.

Mk: Why is that funny!?

Red son: Because I'm very happy for him! And you! You lucky dog! 



Later.


Mk, Mac, and Mei were hanging out in Mk and Mac's apartment before Red son walked in.

Red son: Hey Mk?

Mk: Yeah?

Red son:  Can I ask you a cooking question?

Mk: Yeah of course.

Red son: If you're cooking on the stove...does that mean that your new secret boyfriend is better in bed than all of your other boyfriends that you've had?

Mac lightly smacks Red son on the shoulder.

Mac: Red son!.........Is he?

Mk: You know what, I think I'm going to respect the privacy of my new secret boyfriend.

Red son: Why? I mean if this guy was ME, and it was ME who had learned it was ME who was the best you've ever had, I'd be going like this!

Red son then jumped up on the table and started dancing . Mk just rolled his eyes. Mac and Mei were laughing and Mei was filming the whole thing.


Later


Mk walked into Red son and Spindrax's apartment.

Mk: Hi Red son.

Red son: Hey.

Mk: Uh listen, I need that broiling pan that Spin borrowed the other day.

Red son: Oh...that was yours?

Mk: Yeah.

Red son: Oh about that...we used it when the duck was throwing up caterpillars.

Mk:...Ok never mind then.

Red son: Oh uh, hey Spin is going to be out for the rest of the day and...we have the whole place to ourselves.

Mk: Yeah, so?

Red son: Well I just figured you'd wanna...book some time with the BEST you've ever had?

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