The Rejected Prince

Once upon a time, 

a prince asked a beautiful princess " Will you marry me?" the prince said. 

Then the princess said "No!"

 And the prince lived happily ever after

And rode motorcycles

And f*cked with cute skinny girls

 And hunted and raced cars

And went to naked bars and dated women half his age

And drank beer, jack daniel's and captain morgan and drank the milk from the box and never heard b*tching

And went to rock concerts and kept his apartment and his favorite jeans

And never got cheated on while working

And all his family and friends thought he was f*cking cool as hell and had tons of money 

And left the toilet seat up. 

The End.