Jouno's pov.
I woke up beside Tecchou like everyday, I was still sleepy, I didn't want to get up that soon, but I was so damn hungry that I had to move Tecchou the fuck off me even if I didn't want to.
I stood up, I took a shower, and changed my clothes, and went downstairs.
When I went downstairs, Teruko and Tachihara were playing videogames, and I just could hear their screams because they were losing whatever shit they were doing.
Jouno: sorry not sorry to interrupt, but is breakfast already done? Or do it have to make it myself?
Tachihara: there are some quesadillas in the kitchen, 3 of them are yours.
Jouno: oh alright.
I went to the kitchen, and grabbed my quesadillas and started eating in silence.
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Tecchou came downstairs.
Tecchou: why didn't you wake me up this time?
Jouno: I was so godamn hungry, and you seemed to be so comfortable while sleeping so I just decided to let you be.
Tecchou: oh....okay.
Tecchou sat beside me and started eating too.
Tecchou: how did you sleep?
Jouno: hmm... It was normal.
Tecchou: I saw that you fell asleep with normal pants, weren't you uncomfortable?
Jouno: nah, I don't give a shit bout that, I'm okay with sleeping with whatever clothes in wearing.
Tecchou: if you say so...
Actually, I lost my pajama pants so uhhhh....
Jouno: and you Tecchou? How did you sleep?
Tecchou: I slept good, I'm glad that I didn't wake up at 3:00AM like almost every night.
Jouno: gosh same dude.
Sometimes we end up waking up at 2:00AM or 4:00AM and we end up talking about the dumbest things ever like for example:
Some days ago.
It was 3:00AM, and I couldn't sleep well, I noticed that Tecchou was awake.
Jouno: Tecchou?
Tecchou: yes?
Jouno: are you in the same problem as me? I can't sleep.
Tecchou: yeah.
Jouno: at least it's not me alone.
Tecchou: I can say the same.
I just cuddled Tecchou a bit closer, and Tecchou did the same.
Tecchou: is it me or Tachihara is dealing with a raccoon downstairs right now?
Jouno: it's not you actually, I can hear a lot of noise coming from downstairs right now.....
That reminded me of something.
Jouno: I remember that once we went to visit the ADA, I saw the kid chasing a raccoon.
Tecchou: you mean Kenji?
Jouno: yeah, he was saying " heeeeeyyyyy Karllll, I want to feed youuuuuuuuuuuu" and that stuff, I don't remember anyone of the ADA owning a raccoon....
Tecchou: neither I.
Jouno: they both fell off the stairs that same day, both the raccoon and the kid, the kid was as if nothing happened and the raccoon as well, the suicidal gay man was dying of laughter.
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