Remilia: Flandre what in the world is in your search history
Flandre: Only in ohio
Remilia: Oh no :(
Sakuya: Lady remilia, I think we're cooked
Reimu: Cool stuff anyways Marisa what happened in your tea party
Marisa: nothing it's just a tea partyshwgushhaha
Alice: Me and Marisa made out lol ;)
Marisa: JEHSBCAJA ALICE DO NOT SPREAD LIES
Patchouli: So true I saw that one
Reimu: see this is why im not dating Marisa
**(Alice and Marisa's private chats)**
Marisa: Alice you just made me lose my chance to date Reimu
Alice: it was a joke
Marisa: Bro Reimu said this is why I'm not dating marisa :C
Alice: She's just trying to stop remilia from saying that she's dating you
Marisa: D:
**(Back to the GC)**
Alice: guys look at this **(Sends a picture of their private chats)**
Reimu: Damn
Alice: For the record I didn't make out with Marisa
Alice: I made out with Patchouli tho🙃
Patchouli: Real
Koakuma: KWBHSHAJSVA can I get one two Lady patchouli? :) 😊
Flandre: L rizz Marisa
Marisa: This is why your stuck in the basement
Cirno: Guys whats 3 + 1 + 9
Dayosei: How stupid are you cirno
Sunny milk: She's been doing that question over and over
Lily white: Her answer is always 26
Reimu: How tf do you get 26
Cirno: Just gimme the anser guyss pleasee😔😔
Yukari: I just got here and flandre talking nonsense
Sakuya: The brainrot has consumed her 😔😔
Yukari: The what
Reimu: BrainrotYukari: What is that
Tewi: Guys please help me reisen is coming after me
Yukari: What is brainrot
Reimu: brainrot is a slang term used on TikTok to describe silly opinions, thoughts, and language that people can develop when they spend too much time online or in niche internet communities.
Reimu: I searched that one up
Yukari: Can tell
Marisa: Uhh anyways reimu help me Rumia is chomping my ass
Reimu: yeah sure just wait
Marisa: thanks
Patchouli: not Koakuma begging me to kiss her bc I made out with Alice
Koakuma: WKNSHA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST ONCE PLEASE LADY PATCHOULI🥰🥰😍
Flandre: Bro's pleasemaxxing
Cirno: what's 9 + 10 +7
Reimu: -197372 braincells ahh
Rumia: sguHzyjsgeksiBaih+jIsvj;jVsoww8wilazn
YOU ARE READING
//•{Touhou Chatfic}•\\
RandomJust remembered that chatfics existed so I made a touhou one (probably never gonna get updated again)