Part 3 - Flandre Brainrot

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Remilia: Flandre what in the world is in your search history

Flandre: Only in ohio

Remilia: Oh no :(

Sakuya: Lady remilia, I think we're cooked

Reimu: Cool stuff anyways Marisa what happened in your tea party

Marisa: nothing it's just a tea partyshwgushhaha

Alice: Me and Marisa made out lol ;)

Marisa: JEHSBCAJA ALICE DO NOT SPREAD LIES

Patchouli: So true I saw that one

Reimu: see this is why im not dating Marisa

**(Alice and Marisa's private chats)**

Marisa: Alice you just made me lose my chance to date Reimu

Alice: it was a joke

Marisa: Bro Reimu said this is why I'm  not dating marisa :C

Alice: She's just trying to stop remilia from saying that she's dating you

Marisa: D:

**(Back to the GC)**

Alice: guys look at this **(Sends a picture of their private chats)**

Reimu: Damn

Alice: For the record I didn't make out with Marisa

Alice: I made out with Patchouli tho🙃

Patchouli: Real

Koakuma: KWBHSHAJSVA can I get one two Lady patchouli? :) 😊

Flandre: L rizz Marisa

Marisa: This is why your stuck in the basement

Cirno: Guys whats 3 + 1 + 9

Dayosei: How stupid are you cirno

Sunny milk: She's been doing that question over and over

Lily white: Her answer is always 26

Reimu: How tf do you get 26

Cirno: Just gimme the anser guyss pleasee😔😔

Yukari: I just got here and flandre talking nonsense

Sakuya: The brainrot has consumed her 😔😔

Yukari: The what

Reimu: Brainrot

Yukari: What is that

Tewi: Guys please help me reisen is coming after me

Yukari: What is brainrot

Reimu: brainrot is a slang term used on TikTok to describe silly opinions, thoughts, and language that people can develop when they spend too much time online or in niche internet communities.

Reimu: I searched that one up

Yukari: Can tell

Marisa: Uhh anyways reimu help me Rumia is chomping my ass

Reimu: yeah sure just wait

Marisa: thanks

Patchouli: not Koakuma begging me to kiss her bc I made out with Alice

Koakuma: WKNSHA PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE JUST ONCE PLEASE LADY PATCHOULI🥰🥰😍

Flandre: Bro's pleasemaxxing

Cirno: what's 9 + 10 +7

Reimu: -197372 braincells ahh

Rumia: sguHzyjsgeksiBaih+jIsvj;jVsoww8wilazn

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