Patchouli: Help guys Koakuma is acting REEEEEEAAAALLLY obsessed today
Reimu: Isn't she like that normally?
Patchouli: no like deadly obsessed
Reimu I don't see the difference.
Patchouli: bruh
Sanae: wait whaaaaaaaat 😥
Patchouli: yeah like the time she didn't let sakuya in even tho it was jus for tea
Sanae: HWAAATATTATA how thooooooo like when did this start??? 😰😰
Patchouli: Ever since she drank that weird potion when we were doing a picnic
Marisa: It's literally rule one to NOT eat or drink random food outside 😭🙏
Sanae: Don't tell me she is on substance 😱😱
Reimu: So she's now a basic yandere gf typa behavior?
Patchouli: all correct.
Alice: So how do we plan changing her?
Patchouli: gimme suggestions
Reimu: pain rehab 👍👍
Sanae: Relaxing hangout 😊😊❤💞
Marisa: Hypnosis 🌀🌀
Patchouli: uhhh ehh idk maybe we should ask lady remilia or china
Sanae: You don't want hangouts?? 😱😱😱
Patchouli: She won't hangout vwith anyone except meee
Patchouli: Also she attacks anyone who gets close to me in a 2 meter distance like jumps one you and starts going hahdkfjskirkejshekSIHRJDHAHEKJE
Marisa: Yeahhh she's on substance
Sanae: 😱😱😱
Reimu: You know what because I have nothing to do I'll help you
Patchouli: Thankkksksks
Koakuma: EJMSKSJDNKDIDJEJSKUDHD NO ONE TALKS TO MA'AM PATCHY!!!!!!! ONLY I AM SUPPOSED TO TALK TO HER 😡😡😡😡
Marisa: Hey now don't get mad over us were not talking to her-
**Wild ahh jump**
Koakuma:NO!!! NO REASONS EJDKSHSJEJSJDJSLAOISH
Marisa: HEY GET OFD ME EIEBSJSIISJDBSKKDJDJ
Reimu: Bruh patchouli can you like help
Patchouli: Yuhhh wait erm
Patchouli: Koakuma it's okay you can go now
Koakuma: fine ٩(╬ఠ༬ఠ)
Koakuma: Do you need anything patchouli🥰🥰Patchouli: yeah Uhhvplease-
Sanae: Heyyy Koakuma☺☺☺ please don't fight we promise we-
**Deadly ahh sprint 💀💀**
Sanae: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭
Koakuma: BRHAJSKDIISOSODPSOKSK GET OVER HEREEEEEEEEEEE
Sanae: 😭😭😭
Reimu: I'm starting to see a difference
Patchouli: Told u
YOU ARE READING
//•{Touhou Chatfic}•\\
DiversosJust remembered that chatfics existed so I made a touhou one (probably never gonna get updated again)