Solarballs one shot because why not?

Uranus x Saturn

(534 words! Not counting this!)

Warning! This oneshot includes:

Uranus x Saturn

Extremely bad writing

Brainrot

Swearing

Au: My headcanon
Au info: Basically my headcanon in this oneshot, Uranus doesn't like people looking at him while he is drawing or writing down his dairy, especially Saturn—his crush, he knew he won't be loved since Saturn 'likes' Jupiter, he doesn't know if he can confess to him and yes Iris exist

Uranus' POV:
Again, I am just sitting in my orbit, sketching out Saturn without him knowing. Just everytime when I start to draw him, write about him, it just makes my heart melt...I don't like that... but yet.. I like getting his attention.. it's just...sigh.. I just don't understand.. Maybe I'll just stop sketching before-
"Hey cousin!!" Neptune suddenly popped out of no where, but I don't mind, he always do that when he finishes talking to Iris
"Oh hey there.. It seems you finished talking to Iris.." I replied, it did scare me a little, unlike a few times before.
"Ooh!! You're drawing Satur-" I immediately closed his mouth before he can continue or else Saturn heard it or I'll be so dead..
"Hello, Uranus and Neptune." Saturn popped out of no where again, my face immediately turned dark red, I am so dead, just because of Neptune yelling my habit of drawing Saturn.
"Heyo!! Uh... Who are you again? :3" Neptune again had memory lost, ugh...Goldfish brainer..
"I'm Saturn, Neptune dear.." The way he calls people 'dear' , makes my heart go flutter, he's just too attractive and patient and sweet...and..and..Ugh! He's just perfect "What are you doing? Uranus honey?" What the...He called me 'honey'???!!! Dang it! Dang it! I can feel my face heating up and I'm starting to get dizzy from him calling me that

Saturn's POV:
"Uranus honey..? Your face is very red..?" I am very concern for him, everytime when I'm trying to show affection towards to my one and only head-only-heels Uranus, I grabbed him by his waist and pulled him into my embrace, I hope he is completely fine with that, but he looks extremely red and uncomfortable about it. "I can let go if you're uncomfortable, my dear~" I said, I am really concerned if he really feels uncomfortable "Are you sure that you're comfortable?"
Uranus nods, still having that adorable red blush on his face

Neptune's POV:
WHAT THE FUCK??!!! WHY THE FUCK IS THAT MOON DESTORYER TOUCHING MY COUSIN??!!GRRRRR7FIUHSDFIUSDBFUISDBFUISDBFUODSBFIDSFIUBWEFIUSEIFBDAUIFHEAUHFIWEHFUIWEHFUIWEHFUIEWHFIUWEHFIUDABCKUDWFBOIWEFBIUWEFHIEUWRHIUAEDBIUWEFNWKRUFH!!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!1!!!!!!! Anyways I'm gonna beat his ass up later :3

Nobody's POV:
As Neptune is having a seizure as Saturn is just using his alpha level 100 rizz to rizz up Uranus, while Uranus is just nose bleeding. Maybe Saturn is so dead when Neptune finishes his everyday seizure

I suddenly ran out of ideas while writing this, so why not add some brainrot to it? Also thanks for 700 chats on my c.ai Venus bot that I made just for fun! But for real, writing this is literally pulling my ass off, I'll get back working on the group chat one, anyways, request are open; feel free send your request!

-Neptune_mybbg