(359 words, not including this!)
Warning! This includes:
Brainrot
My self insert oc
Uranus x Saturn
My self insert oc x Saturn
Neptune x Jupiter
Iriz x Planet X
Mentions of seggs
Very short oneshot
@Gasgain_Jupiter added @Biggest_rings!!, @Urany_dozart313_1781, @Neppi!<3 and 1 more
Neptune: Watz thiz? :3
Jupiter: A group chat for us gas gaints and ice gaints, Neppi
Neptune: Oki :33
Iris: Wait...What.
Neptune: Um.. Jupi...Watz tht nanlet her...?
Uranus: Translation- "Um... Jupi..? Why's that planet here...?"
Iris: Can you add Taijitu instead?
Jupiter: Right, He hides himself as the yang side.
@Gasgaint_Jupiter added @Yinyang☯️~
Taijitu: Hey pookie wookies!! <3
Saturn: Omg hey baby boy...<3
Taijitu:🥰🥰😘😘😍😍
Uranus: Are you cheating on me??? @Biggest_rings!??? You better explain🤬🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😡
Taijitu: Not the Aussie planet being Venus 2.0🙄💅
Uranus: SHUT YOUR THREE FACED OREO SATURN WANNA-BE WITH THOSE RINGS UP RIGHT NOW!!!!!DELETE YOURSELF NOW!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING PATHETIC PLANET YOU DESERVE...read more
Taijitu: Honey woney!!😭😭😭 He super rude😔😔😔..!!
Saturn: Don't worry baby girl😔 I'll proteck u from him😇😡!!!
Neptune: Jupi..? What's happening...?
Jupiter: You don't need to know Nepi..
Taijitu: Pookie Wookie😣 Urani is rud!!😢😢
Uranus: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU OREO WANNA BE! LOOK AT YOUR STUPID RINGS!!WHAT ARE YOU? YOUR NOT THOSE ANIMATR KAWAIII GIRLS TOR WHATEVER THAT BLOODY THING IS...read more
Jupiter:...I'm muting you
@Gasgiant_Jupiter has muted @Urany_dozart313_1781 for 24 earth hours
Taijitu: Thanks Jup.
Saturn: Hey bbg, meet me in my orbit😘
Taijitu: Coming😍😍
@Yinyang☯️~ has gone offline
Saturn: I'll be waiting😘
@Biggest_rings! has gone offline
Jupiter: @Neppi!<3, I'm coming to your orbit
Neptune: Why Jupi..?
Jupiter: want sex?
Neptune: Watx tahz
Jupiter: Activities, but in bed😉
Neptune: Okie :3
@Neppi!<3 has gone offline
@Gasgiant_Jupiter has gone offline
Iris: I guess traumatising Jupiter will be alright..
@Irizzz has added @Planet_X
Planet X: Erm what the skibidi?
Iris: Hey X
Planet X: hey my alpha bf😍😘
Iris: Come to my orbit baba grilll😍😍😘😘
Planet X: Coming my sigma rizzler😘😍
@Planet_X has gone offline
@Irizzz has gone offline
I was cringing my ass off while writing these kind of brainrot, like wtf, but hope you enjoyed it! Again, request is opened
—Neptune_mybbg
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Solarballs one shot because why not?
HumorOne shot which includes: Gc chats Ships Fluff Angst Smut(Yes, without smut, this ain't a one shot) Request also open!
