(583 words, not counting this)
Warning! This includes:
Swearing
Neptune being a fucking crybaby offline
Earth being a drug addict, having PTSD and suicidal thoughts
Random insults I totally didn't go on google to make sure it was correct
Jupiter x Neptune
Saturn x Uranus
@Theone&onlystar added @Pipsqueak, @Aggressiveplanet, @Earthie!!<3 and 9 more
Star✨: Heyo Everyone!!
@Theone&onlstar changed 12 planets names
Girly popp!!💅: Why the fuck did you changed everyone's names?
Girly popp!!💅: And why tf is my name "Girly pop"??!!
Neptune_thebbgofthesolarsystem<3: Wat doez "tf" mean? :3
Portable Google: It means "To Florida", Nep dear.
Girly popp!!💅: Hey, That's not true-
Neptune_thebbgofthesolarsystem<3: Tf!! :3
Artistic_Anus: JUPITER!! WHAT DID YOU TAUGHT HIM!!
Portable Google: Well-
Earthy: Hey guys!
Girly popp!!💅: Oh my stars, who asked you to talk
Artistic_Anus: Bro where tf did yo manners go, mate?
Girly popp!!💅: Your ass
Portable Google: Alright, shut your mouths up and let Earth talk
ETbutplanet: Uh what
Girly popp!!💅: Shut it
ETbutplanet: Uh okay??
Earthy: Can I add my moon-
Three_eyed👁️: How does this thing work...?
Earthy: WTF IS THIS THREE EYED BITCH HERE
Star✨: He is still a planet after all, PTSD?
@Neppi!!<3 has gone offline
Three_eyed👁️: Jupiter... Neptune is crying his ass off...
Portable Google: OMW right now, stay your three eyed ass right there.
@Gasgaint_Jupiter has gone offline
Earthy: Can anyone explain in one word why tf is Neptune like this?
Artistic_Anus: PTSD, just like you
Earthy: Shut yo stanky ass up you mistaken star who's name is literary a fucking body part
Moon_destoryer4rings: Okay what on Milky-way is going on here?
Girly popp!!💅: Read back the messages, blind ass
Moon_destoryer4rings: I see... But what did Iris do?
Earthy: Don't fucking ask me
Girly popp!!💅: Omg my bbg is becoming so me
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