Random ahh Gc for the solar system

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(583 words, not counting this)

Warning! This includes:

Swearing

Neptune being a fucking crybaby offline

Earth being a drug addict, having PTSD and suicidal thoughts

Random insults I totally didn't go on google to make sure it was correct

Jupiter x Neptune

Saturn x Uranus


@Theone&onlystar added @Pipsqueak, @Aggressiveplanet, @Earthie!!<3 and 9 more

Star✨: Heyo Everyone!!

@Theone&onlstar changed 12 planets names

Girly popp!!💅: Why the fuck did you changed everyone's names?

Girly popp!!💅: And why tf is my name "Girly pop"??!!

Neptune_thebbgofthesolarsystem<3: Wat doez "tf" mean? :3

Portable Google: It means "To Florida", Nep dear.

Girly popp!!💅: Hey, That's not true-

Neptune_thebbgofthesolarsystem<3: Tf!! :3

Artistic_Anus: JUPITER!! WHAT DID YOU TAUGHT HIM!!

Portable Google: Well-

Earthy: Hey guys!

Girly popp!!💅: Oh my stars, who asked you to talk

Artistic_Anus: Bro where tf did yo manners go, mate?

Girly popp!!💅: Your ass

Portable Google: Alright, shut your mouths up and let Earth talk

ETbutplanet: Uh what

Girly popp!!💅: Shut it

ETbutplanet: Uh okay??

Earthy: Can I add my moon-

Three_eyed👁️: How does this thing work...?

Earthy: WTF IS THIS THREE EYED BITCH HERE

Star✨: He is still a planet after all, PTSD?

@Neppi!!<3 has gone offline

Three_eyed👁️: Jupiter... Neptune is crying his ass off...

Portable Google: OMW right now, stay your three eyed ass right there.

@Gasgaint_Jupiter has gone offline

Earthy: Can anyone explain in one word why tf is Neptune like this?

Artistic_Anus: PTSD, just like you

Earthy: Shut yo stanky ass up you mistaken star who's name is literary a fucking body part

Moon_destoryer4rings: Okay what on Milky-way is going on here?

Girly popp!!💅: Read back the messages, blind ass

Moon_destoryer4rings: I see... But what did Iris do?

Earthy: Don't fucking ask me

Girly popp!!💅: Omg my bbg is becoming so me

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