Matthew: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Ricky: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Hanbin: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
Yunhee: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Matthew: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
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Yujin: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Yunhee: No it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police
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Jiwoong: How do I deal with my enemies?
Yunhee: Kill them
Jiwoong: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Yunhee: Kill them only a little?
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Yunhee: I CAN'T DO IT!
Gunwook, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Yunhee: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Jiwoong: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Yunhee: ......
Yunhee: I appreciate it,
Yunhee: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Hao: YUNHEE-
Yunhee: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Ricky: Yunhee we gotta-
Yunhee: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Yunhee: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Yunhee, motioning to Taerae: NOT FUCKING THIS
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Gyuvin: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Jiwoong: >:O language
Yujin: Yeah watch your fucking language
Hanbin: OKAY WHO TAUGHT YUJIN THE FUCK WORD?
Ricky: 'The fuck word'.
Yunhee: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Gunwook: Oh my god they censored it
Matthew: Say fuck, Yunhee.
Gunwook: Do it, Yunhee. Say fuck.
Yunhee: .........
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Gyuvin: *Gently taps table*
Yunhee: *Taps back*
Jiwoong: What are they doing?
Yujin: Morse code.
Gyuvin: *Aggressively taps table*
Yunhee: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
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Yunhee: I'd like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.
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Hao: You saved me. I owe you my life.
Yunhee: No thanks. I've seen it and I'm not very impressed.
Hao: HEY WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!
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Yunhee: Ricky and I are having a baby.
Yujin: That's gre-
Yunhee, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Yunhee: Have you seen a person named Gunwook around here?
Hanbin: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Yujin: It looks fine to me?
Hanbin: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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