In which, Harry and Louis used to be best friends during school, but then Louis left to audition for the X-Factor. Harry hasn't heard from Louis since then, but is Louis' biggest fan. It doesn't help (or does it?) that Harry's friend Niall got Harry...
harrystyles: i haven't the *slightest* clue as to what you're talking about
niallhoran: i am 🤏🏼 this close to losing my shit on you
harrystyles:
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harrystyles: promise?
niallhoran: HOW DAREBYOU USE BENEDICT AGAINST ME
niallhoran: WE MANDE THIS RULE LONG AGI AND ITS TO LEAVE MY MAN BENEDICT OUT IF IT
harrystyles: i think you'll be okay🫶🏼
niallhoran: penelope and debling don't end up together
harrystyles: NO
harrystyles: WHAT
harrystyles: I THOUGJT THEY WERE SO CUTE TOGETHRR
niallhoran: HWAT ABOUT COLIN?????
harrystyles: what about him?
niallhoran:
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harrystyles: oh, bite me
harrystyles: debling is a perfectly respectable man for penelope
niallhoran: but she belongs WITH COLIN
niallhoran: and i will die on that hill🥰
niallhoran: end of THAT discussion
harrystyles: boo👎🏼
niallhoran: N E WAYS
niallhoran: your most recent post
niallhoran: just
niallhoran: why
harrystyles: why not?
niallhoran: he hasn't spoken to you since the day before he left for x-factor???
harrystyles: it's not like i'm trying to get his attention
harrystyles: he would never give me that
harrystyles: probably forgot i existed, which is fine, i guess
niallhoran: that's besides the point, harry. it's going to attract the attention, and possibly get you some unwarranted and unwanted.
niallhoran: you said so yourself when he won x-factor that you came to terms with the fact that he ghosted you as a friend
harrystyles: don't bring it up
niallhoran: [sent a post by harrystyles]
niallhoran: you brought it up yourself, dumbass
harrystyles: i just miss him
niallhoran: IT'S BEEN 14 YEARS
niallhoran: don't you fucking dare send me the gif
niallhoran: i stg if you do
harrystyles:
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niallhoran: i hate you SO MUCH
harrystyles: you love me🥰🥰🥰
niallhoran: 😒
niallhoran: if people find out that you knew him
harrystyles: they do now
niallhoran: WOULD YOU LET ME FINISH
harrystyles: might help if you stop separating your messages
harrystyles: if it's one sentence, just send that in one message
niallhoran: but that totally misses the ✨niall effect✨
harrystyles: that will never be a thing, niall
niallhoran: as i was saying
niallhoran: if people found out that you *really* knew him, they won't hesitate to play fbi and dig into your life
niallhoran: do you want people to do that?
niallhoran: like they've done to louis?
harrystyles: what's the worst they could find?
niallhoran: it's been FOURTEEN YEARS, harry. think of everything louis' fandom has found on him as well as his family. they could do the exact same to you and yours
niallhoran: i'm not saying it's bad that you knew him, that i know him, that you don't deserve an explanation for why he ghosted you
niallhoran: but it's been 14 years. you need to stop
harrystyles: you know, i distinctly remember you calling yourself captain of the
harrystyles: fuck what did you call it
harrystyles: larry stylinson?
harrystyles: our names combined or whatever
harrystyles: you called yourself the captain of that ship, so go down with it
niallhoran: fine, i will. just know that you asked for it🫶🏼
