Mattheo Riddle one shots

Stupid Things He's Done

When you took him to an ATM he started screaming that he'd won, it took an hour to explain to him that its already his money

He tried to fish in an aquarium

Put plastic wrap on your bathroom door but he ended up walking into it instead

Ran into a glass door

When he was gaming he chucked the game console at the TV and broke it (he was in a TV store)

Owes so many public muggle spaces money

When he was drunk he fell off a table whilst giving a speech about how drugs can change your life

Smokes 🙄

Slipped over in his bathroom because Draco peed on the floor "accidentally"

A fly flew into his mouth when he was talking he was mad for ages because no one would take him seriously

When he was dueling he turned his opponent into a spider (he's secretly scared of them) and fell over backwards off the platform

You where on your period and he didn't know so he thought you murdered your enemy because there was blood all over the bathroom floor

You told him you sold feet pics to Cedric Diggory and he replied with "Those are my feet you need consent to share them. For your information I don't give consent."

You tricked him into thinking he had eaten his own pillow