Triden

The Debate

Trump: I am going to demolish this man politically tonight. He has no clue what he is in for.
(Debate begins Trump and Biden walk to their podiums)
Trump: " Joe, I'm so glad you woke up to your alarm and joined us tonight on this fine evening. I won't keep you long, I know your bedtime is soon"
Biden: " How considerate of you Donald, I know you would like to get home as soon as possible to the porn stars that await you in your bed..
Trump: I'm shocked he just said that to me, he slut shamed me on live television. Little does he know what I truly want in my bed.. This is the first time I've seen him and he has the same geriatric glow to him that he has always had, but there's something different about him. He's older than he was. My mind quickly goes to the undeniable correlation between stamina and oldness. I respond to him in a snarky way.
" Joe how could you possibly run for presidency when it appears you are chasing the grave"? The second those words come out of my mouth I instantly regret it. I took it too far. The hurt is all over his face.