Ketchup with Breakfast

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Alastor couldn't sleep well that night, well he never could really sleep at night generally. But this was different, pain stabbed at him with his every movement. So instead of going to sleep he walked laps around the hotel. Yes it did hurt but he knew it would help him endure it later when he was in front of people, he had to get used to the pain. Just as he was rounding the corner of the kitchen he almost hit someone.

"Alastor?" Of course it was Lucifer, Alastor thought. Just who he needed right now.

"That's my name, don't overuse it." Alastor replied sarcastically, staring down at the man below him. Lucifer rolled his eyes.

"What are you doing up this late, or I guess morning seeing as it's 3 am?" Lucifer asked, eyebrows furrowing. He sounded actually concerned for him..

"And why are you in a suit? Do you not have pajamas?" There it was.

"I-I, Couldn't sleep!" God dammit alastor stuttering again? He thought.

"Though I guess I could ask you for the same shortie." Lucifer gasped and put his hand against his chest in fake hurt.

"Wow such a classic insult, how will I ever recover!" Alastor chuckled at the small king, Then stopped himself. Lucifer looked at him with wide eyes, then winked at him.

"Did I just make the radio demon laugh?" Alastor groaned and snapped his fingers. Immediately a cup of milk was in front of the duck lord.

"Go back to bed."

"Fine, don't think I wont tell everyone that I made you laugh!"Lucifer chugged it then started to head up to his room before turning around. "Hey, you get some sleep too, okay?" His eyes looked sincere. But who would ever care for someone like Alastor? Alastor nodded his head and the king headed up to his room.

But of course alastor didn't sleep, instead he began planning his next broadcast. When he was finished it was only 5 o'clock, so he began to make breakfast for everyone.

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When everyone woke up in the morning, they smelled something delicious. So they followed the cent to find food already prepared? And alastor was sitting there finishing it up? Since when did alastor cook? Well they didn't care, It smelled too good.

Alastor had made special food for everyone. For charlie, he made waffles with chocolate chips, for veggie he made granola and fruit, for angel dust he made pumpkin spice french toast, for husk he made catnip eggs and bacon, for nifty he made Tater tots with cockroaches in them, and for lucifer he made duck pancakes.

As the crew sat down to eat, they all thanked him and dug in. Except for vaggie she took her food and threw it away saying she didn't trust Alastor's food and she didn't want to get poisoned. While Alastor pretended this didn't hurt, the voices in his head were having a riot out of this.

"She doesn't trust you"

"No one does"

"No one will ever like you"

"Just die already"

As they were eating, Lucifer noticed that alastor wasn't.

"What's wrong bambi?" Alastor to him with light confusion.

"Bambi?"

"Yeah, It's a cartoon deer! Never heard of it?"

"No," Alastor said with disgust. He filled up a glass of water as he got a light headache.

"Oh, well why aren't you eating?"

"I'm simply not hungry my deer (haha)" That was a lie, Alastor was starving, but he was getting overweight. So he was cutting his food again.

"Also what happened to your shirt?" Alastor looked down at his shirt in confusion, what was wrong with his suit? Oh fuck no, there was blood on his suit.

"It er- It's ketchup from the tater tots. I'm fine." He stammered as he began to see dots.

"That's pretty big for a ketchup stain are you su-" Lucifer stopped mid sentence as Alastor passed out on the ground.

Sorry for another cliff hanger, actually no im not >:D muahaha

Bye my duckies! <3

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