~I'm Fine~ A RadioApple story

Did We 👉👌?!

It's Amirastor! ^

Art by me.

TW: Swearing, minor blood

The sound of jazz wakes up Lucifer, he wacks his arm around to turn off his alarm clock, only to hit alastors book out of his hand.

"Good morning to you too sleepy head" Alastor says flatly, picking up his book. Lucifer scrambles out of the bed.

"Wh-What? Why are you in my bed?" Lucifer yells, alarmed.

"I think that you'll find that this is my bed" Alastor says, rolling his eyes. Lucifer looks around the room and realizes 'Shit, this isn't my room... There's no ducks! '

"I- um, you appear to be correct..." Lucifer says slowly approaching alastors bed again. "May I ask why I am here? Did we um.. " He makes a circle with one hand and sticks his finger through it. Which was followed by a short sharp blast of static from alastor.

"Oh good heavens no! You just helped me with my little problem last night, which I would prefer if you didn't mention it to anyone." Alastor said, raising an eyebrow.

"Oh thank goodness, not saying that you aren't hot, but i'm also not calling you hot i'm just saying that- you know what i should just shut up now but yes i'll totally keep your secret." Lucifer rambled, very quickly I may add.

"Well now that you're up, why don't we make breakfast?"

"Uh yeah sure thing!"

Seeing as it was only 5:45 they had plenty of time to make breakfast for everyone. And sure enough they had prepared practically a whole buffet. They had pancakes (by Lucifer), bacon, eggs, waffles, coffee, fruit, as well as smoothies and sausages.

"Well my dear that the food turned out quite delectable! I'm going to go read the newspaper on the couch while we wait for our guests."

"Ok!" Lucifer began to set the table as everyone began trickling in. Soon choruses of

"This is amazing Lucifer!"

"Wow!"

"Good job!"

"So tasty"

"You make the best food"

Began filling the air, everytime lucifer tried to deny that he made it alone and that alastor helped (And mostly made it) but every time he was stopped or cut off by someone else thanking him or telling him to not be shy.

Unbeknownst to him, Alastor heard everyone thanking him and fled to his room. He tried to control the sadness and rage but ended up throwing the nearest thing to him across the floor. When he went over to pick it up, he realized it was his only photo of his mother.

"No, no, no" Alastor cried out as tears filled his eyes. "I'm sorry maman." He ran over to the picture, picking up the torn image, and cutting his hands and feet in the process. But he didnt care, he loved his maman too much. He would do anything for her, Anything....

~Back to the crew~

Lucifer felt amazing, It had been a while since he was appreciated and wanted around so it felt great that everyone kept complimenting him. Sure he felt guilty that Alastor wasn't given any credit, but he was sure he didn't care.

"Hey dad?" Charlie's voice snapped him out of his thoughts.

"Yes char char?" Lucifer said, turning around with a big smile.

"Do you know where alastor is?"

"Probably up in his room doing something stupid." Vaggie interrupted.

"Uh actually (Erm actually ☝️🤓) I saw him reading his newspaper over there-" He cut his sentence as he turned around to point at alastor but didn't find him there "Or at least he was..."

"Can you go find him dad? I need to make an announcement" He was going to refuse but then Charlie used her puppy eyes, ugh.

"Fine..." He rolled his eyes and began to walk to his room.

"Doo be doop, Headed do go find a dumbass, Cuz' my daughters sorta obsessed with him doo be doop, and if she wasn't gay I'd be worried, doo be doop" As he got closer he hear glass shatter from his room, and then silence.

"Alastor?" silence.

"I'm gonna come in again!" Alright, he thought, let's hope he's not changing. (Or does he? ;) )

As he opened the door he found alastor huddled on the ground, covered in glass shards.

"Hey smiles, you good?" Alastor's head snapped backwards at him.

"Why yes, my short king."

"You know that's creepy as fuck right?"

"And..?"

"Fair enough, What happened?"

"Oh I just dropped a picture!"

"You're bleeding" Lucifer pointed out.

"Wow, what a keen observation" Alastor replied dryly.

"Well Charlie said she had an announcement for everyone so she sent it to me." That hurt Alastor a bit, he had been hoping that Lucifer had chosen to go check on him but whatever.

"Well go tell her I'll be right down!"

"She also wants you to eat something" That was a lie, Lucifer had noticed that alstor hadn't been eating much.

"Ah I'm afraid i'll have to pass! I'm not that hungry!"

"Ok.." and with that Lucifer left. Now to clean up this stupid mess. Alastor snapped his fingers and the glass was gone. Deciding to follow Lucifer's order, he walked into his bathroom to clean up the glass. As he did he checked his stomach wound. The stitches were holding well. But if it was healing, why were the veins around it gold and black? And why did it hurt so much? He decided to cast an illusion spell. He focused his brain on the illusion he wanted and... Done! Now no one could tell.

As Alastor made it to the kitchen he made it just in time to help with cleaning up. Afterwards he saw Vaggie pull Charlie off into the hall. He, curious as always, sent his shadow to go eavesdrop. DId he feel guilty about listening in on their private discussion? No. Especially when vaggie mentioned his name.

"Listen babe," vaggie started "I've been thinking about alastor"

"What about him?"

"Well he does basically nothing and just eats our food and lives here." Ouch.

"Actually he cooks our meals, does our taxes, advertisement, customer satisfaction, is our hotelier, and he barely eats anything. Oh and he protects us."

"Wait... He cooks the meals?" Vaggie said with her jaw dropped.

"Yeah!"

"I always thought it was you! Well, now that I know it's him, I'm never eating his food again. I'm making my own."

"Why?!"

"I just don't trust him!"

"Please, try... for me?"

"Fine." They walked back and Charlie cleared her throat.

"Attention everyone! We have a fun activity that is required to go to!"

Choruses of "Aw man..." were heard around the room.

"We're going... To the beach!"

Can't wait till the next chapter :)

Bye duckies 💅✨