" Welcome to the Panic Room " - Alastor Angst Fanfiction

↢↢ Chapter 3 ↣↣

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- OOC Alastor

- Cursing }

" Alastor , is that ... ADAM ? ! "

" FUCKING HELL , IT IS ! " Angel's voice yelled from somewhere inside the room . Adam opened his mouth again but immediately shut it when he caught Alastor glaring at him .

" He wishes to speak with you " Lucifer said blatantly . Alastor's eyes flicked towards Lucifer , he was acting unnaturally serious today . Probably because Adam was around .

Charlie stayed silent , glancing around . Vaggie looked at her incredulously , a frown on her face , " You're not actually considering this ... Are you ? "

" I mean ... Let's just give him a chance " Charlie frowned .

" Uh , sorry Charlie , and I mean this in the most apologetic way possible " Husker called , " BUT KICK HIS ANGELIC ASS ! "

" Fallen angelic ass " Lucifer corrected , motioning to Adam . " Language . " Alastor muttered under his breath , setting Adam down onto the floor again .

" Let's just ... Listen to what he has to say ... I guess " Charlie smiled . " Fucking finally ... " Adam growled , earning a bonk from Alastor's staff .

" Be glad it wasn't to your eye " Alastor hissed , throwing him into the room . Adam landed with a thud and hit the wall , " FUCKING - "

" Profanity is rude ~ " Alastor hummed , two black tentacles wrapping themselves over Adam's mouth , staying there for a moment before retracting .

" You have no idea how much I want to beat the life out of - " The mic started , but was silenced by Alastor , " Shush "

" Fuck off "

" How many times must I say , refrain from using profanity " Alastor growled .

" Anyhow ... " Charlie laughed awkwardly , " What do you want , Adam ? "

" Charlie ... " Vaggie began , standing and placing a hand on the princess' shoulder . " No , let him speak " Lucifer eyed Adam , " I suppose it would be ... the ' right thing ' to do ... Even though I want to punch him until he bleeds . Again "

" Do it . " The mic stated blandly .

" I want to stay here ... At your hotel " Adam muttered , to which everyone fell silent . Alastor's ears flicked down and his eye twitched , green strings forming in the corners of his smile as it widened . Lucifer's eyes switched to red , his horns growing sharp .

After a few moments' silence Alastor burst into laughter . The mic rolled it's eye in annoyance , speaking in a static - covered , pissed voice , " You really expect us to believe that ? "

" I do ! " Adam growled .

" Bitch your fat - ass was out to destroy us only a few months ago , we aren't believing that . "

" Okay , first - of - all , fuck you . Second - of - all , I've changed "

" ' Changed ' my ass . "

Angel was now on the floor , laughing and holding Husker's hand for support . Lucifer was trying to hold back laughter , Vaggie was just shocked at how bland the mic was being and Charlie was nervous about everything .

" You fell from grace , because of us . Now , it's likely you're here ... For some sort of revenge ? "

" ... "

" HAH ! You are ! "

" I'm not ! Just give me one chance ! "

Charlie frowned , " Let's just give him the benefit of the doubt "

" Oh you cannot be - "

" Hush ! " Alastor's smile widened as he stood , leaning on the mic , " I suppose it wouldn't hurt to have you around for now ... But if it turns out you're only here to cause harm , I will rip you apart myself right then and there , do you hear me ? "

" Yes ! I understand " Adam nodded .

" Good ! Then , let the fun begin ! " Alastor smiled , turning on his heels and heading out the door , his coat swaying behind him .