Skater: "You aren't better than me!"
Cristal: "...You know what?? That's true! I'm not better than you."
Skater: "Huh?"
Cristal: "Then, I'll have to be you."
Skater: "What do you mean??"
Cristal didn't hesitate, grabbed a knife and stabbed Skater. Skater just died, and Cristal dragged his body to an incinerator (yandere simulator ahh death)
Cristal: "Don't worry. I'll tell Pizza how you felt about him, in my way."
*Cristal shapeshifted to look and sound like Skater.*
Cristal: "Now, I'll get to be with him for you."
*The hours passed by, and Pizza came back.*
Pizza: "Hi!"
Cristal: "Oh, hi..."
Cristal wondered if he thought that was Cristal or Skater.
Pizza: "Where is Cristal?"
Cristal: "Uhh, they told me to tell you that they won't be here in a while." (I'm crying what)
Pizza: "Why?"
Cristal: "They didn't tell me why. But... I have to tell something though."
Pizza: "?"
Cristal: "Well, you know me, I, definitely Skater... I have feelings for you."
Pizza: "What??"
Cristal: "Yeah."
Pizza: "Sorry, Skater... I don't feel the same."
Cristal: "What??? That's- That's impossible! That's- I-"
Pizza: "I'm being honest... I just- I'm not ready for a relationship."
Cristal: "What do you mean you don't feel the same??! You're lying! Why are you lying!?"
Pizza: "What do you mean??"
Cristal: "You- you said you had a crush on skater!"
Pizza: "What?? Skater, what are you talking about??"
Cristal: "Why the fuck did you say you had a crush on Skater??"
Pizza: "W-what??! What are you saying?! Wait... Cristal-?!"
Cristal: "Shut up! You made me kill someone, you know??"
Pizza: "Are you out of your mind??! Cristal??! Are you crazy?! Who did you kill?!"
Cristal: "Do you miss your skater?! Well, that's bad. I don't think he'll be back. But you know what? Don't worry about that."
Cristal: "Because if I can't have you..."
Cristal stabbed Pizza.
Cristal: "No one can." (Yandere simulator ahh quote😭🙏)
Cristal dragged Pizza's body to their bedroom, and used it as a bodypillow. The end❤
(This was so painful to write.)
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