Cristal got up as usual, and went to see Pizza. But they saw Pizza was talking to Skater and felt a lil jealous. They were awfully close. It even looked like they were flirting. (Jk they weren't Cristal is just a jealous bitch LMAOOO skill issue)
Cristal: "What are you doing?"
Pizza: "Ah, nothing. Just talking."
Cristal: "Yeaaah... Right. Of course." (what in the skibidi)
Pizza noticed the way Cristal was acting, but didn't really care.
Pizza: "Sooo, I'm just gotta go. See ya." (Pizza remember that this is satire and they're mostly out of character sorry if we're both out of character)
Cristal: "H-huh-...? Well... Now, Skater. We have to talk."
Skater: "what"
Cristal: "I saw you with Pizza. You were awfully close. Do you have feelings for him or what?"
Skater: "Yeah."
Cristal: "W-what??"
Skater: "I said yes."
Cristal: "Oh. So you are in love with Pizza, huh?"
Skater: "And...?"
Cristal: "You know, I am too. But you know what? I'm not letting you get close to him."
Skater: "Huh"
Cristal: "Pizza only has love for one of us. And I'm not letting you be the one who steals him. I am better for him than you'll ever be."
(This was a short chapter because I died of cringe.)
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pizza and cristal make out what the sigma
HumorI feel so weird making this. 😭 THIS IS SATIRE NOTHING IS TRUE HERE.