Severus Snape: Harry Potter, I'm glad your father is dead.
Harry Potterr: How dare you Snape!
Ron: Wait, Harry, don't kill him!
Harry: *kills Snape*
Ron: Your dad was Voldermort in disguise, Harry.
Harry: oh...
Ron: It's okay Harry, after all, Hermione is a Malfoy.
Harry:...
Ron: And I was born to Bellatrix!
Harry: WHAT THE FRANCE IS WRONG WITH YOU
France: You called?
Harry: ....
Ron: Franciso, disappearo!
Voldermort: Sweetheart...
Harry: .....
Ginny: Harry, what's wrong?
Dobby: ...
Colin Creevey: now can I photograph you?
Ginny: *punches Colin*
Colin: well perhaps an autograph?
Harry: *gives Colin autograph*
Colin: Thank you for contributing to Voldermorts Name Army. See you at the VNA meeting!
Harry, Ginny, and Dobby: *unfollow Colin*
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Harry Potter Joins Facebook
FanfictionHi, Potterheads! This is a collection of random Facebook chats if the HP characters had Facebook. I do not own Harry Potter. All characters are created by JK Rowling.
