"Give me my son," Mavis demanded, her voice no-nonsense.
"We just went out for some avocados!" Drac explained quite lamely.
Mavis didn't fall for it, though. She pulled out her phone and showed him a remix video of Dennis falling from the tower that another vampire kid from the camp had made and posted to YouTube.
Drac rolled his eyes. "You don't know how many times we had to refilm this scene because the guys couldn't stop dancing!" he said, glancing over to his friends who were indeed starting to dance in their seats.
"It's a bop, Drac!" Murray exclaimed. "The art of YouTube Poop at its finest. Or, otherwise known as YouTube's Super Hilarious Improvised Trash!"
Vlad considered what Murray said, putting the acronym together in his head, and then his eyes lit up. "Ohh, you mean YouTube Sh – "
"SHHH!" Drac quickly cut his father off, before he could say something vulgar.
Drac's mood dampered when he saw Mavis announce her decision to leave the hotel, with the intention to take Dennis with her. Before they knew it, Dennis's party arrived. Johnny's family was seated along with Drac, Mavis and Dennis at the dining hall.
"Isn't it nice to have the whole family together?" Linda sighed, then turned to Mavis. "Mavis, do you have any cousins or thingies in your family?"
Mavis nodded, explaining how she had invited her grandfather Vlad to the party.
"You INVITED him?!" Drac exclaimed, having spit out Blood Beater in his surprise.
"You know, how did you even know where he lived?" Drac asked his daughter incredulously when he saw the invitation that was delivered.
"I found some old papers in the library with his address," Mavis explained with a nonchalant shrug of her shoulders.
"That was probably from, like, centuries ago, honeybat," Drac said. "He could have moved."
"So?" Mavis said. "We've lived at this hotel for over a century, Dad. Did you ever plan on moving?"
Drac didn't have an answer to that. Vlad cackled. "Smart girl!" he complimented. Then, he smacked Drac upside the head. "Now, hush up, boy! This is where things get interesting."
The screen showed a dark, spooky-looking cave with sharp stalactites and large, ugly bat-like creatures with red eyes. One of them handed the invitation to a dark figure atop a stony throne. It was Vlad!
"Holy rabies," the elder vampire muttered. "He finally invites me to something!"
"Technically, Mavis invited you," Drac clarified with indignation.
"Eh, same difference," Vlad said, shrugging it off.
Vlad reviewed the invitation, both impressed and intrigued at the fact that another vampire was in the family, and that the party was to take place at a hotel. Bela, his right-hand demonic crony, was not as thrilled.
"Hotels are for HUMANS!!" he snarled out loud, throwing all the other bat demons into a frenzy.
Vlad shook his head. "That idiot Bela. Never knew when to shut his blood hole. Glad I don't have to deal with him or any of those other fools again!"
Back at the hotel, Drac was antsy. He froze everyone else except Johnny so that he could tell the redhead of his plan to disguise all the humans as monsters for the sake of their protection. Later on that night, Mike, Linda, and Johnny's siblings Brett, Kent, and Mellie were all zombified, with makeup and limping walks to sell the idea that they were monsters. Johnny had on a costume, too, but it looked less than convincing.
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Let's Watch Hotel Transylvania 2!
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