ANBU boot camp

Omake

"GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THIS ROOM!" came the voice of a woman.

A group of bystanders was watching as Kushina Uzumaki had her hands around the waist of another woman as she tried to pull her out of a doorway.

"Leave me alone, why can't I stay in my room?" the woman with short sandy brown hair cried as she held desperately to the door frame.

"You have been hiding in there since you died," Kushina replied as she tried to put her feet on the same door frame to gain leverage. "My son did not go through all that trouble to help your kids only for you to hide away. Your kids are now part of our kid's lives. You're going to come out and sit with us, you're going to drink and eat, and laugh and cry and cheer your kids on. Yelling the answers to life's questions at the screen even though they cannot hear us,"

With a final heave, Kushina was able to pull Karura from the door frame where they ended up in a pile on the hallway floor.

"And you're going to STOP watching the worthless ex-husband of yours as he sleeps with those trashy girls. You either have a voyeur fetish,"

Karura Blushed and glared,

"Or you have serious self-destructive problems that need fixing. Now on your feet," Kushina finished as she got up and pulled the woman up.

Karura started to take a step to follow the Uzumaki before turning and trying to bolt back into her room only for Kushina to catch her and pull the Suna woman up and drape her over her shoulder to carry her.

"If you think this is my first time pulling an emotionally damaged woman from the depths of her depression...think again."

And with that Kushina carried the now limp woman on her shoulder through the hall and into the main bar where everyone was gathered watching the massive screen.

"Pay up Minato," Hitomi spoke as she held out her hand.

The man just smiled as handed the cash as Kushina top the woman down in a chair between the Uzumaki and the Hyuga.

"Welcome Karura," Hitomi spoke. "Have a drink we are just waiting for your daughter..."

"Shower scene!" someone shouted out and as one everyone looked up to see Temari in the shower.

"Aww, why couldn't it be one of the older women. I can't perv on a kid." I guy shouted and several agreed.

"Why are we watching my daughter bathe?" Karura shouted feeling offended but deep down she was glad none of the people there were being lewd about her daughter.

And as this was one of the first times she had actually seen her daughter since she died ( It was true she buried herself so deep in her depression she had not seen her daughter mush) she realized Temari had grown into a beautiful young woman.

getting out of the shower and into a towel Temari started to brush her hair as she stared at her reflection. It was clear to all who watched that the teenage girl was slowly growing angrier. Finally slamming her brush on the sink.

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" she yelled at her reflection. "You are Temari of Suna, the strongest Genin Kunoichi and...and one of the strongest Kunoichi in the history of the Sand Village. What kind of STRONG, Self-respecting Kunoichi...ACTUALLY ENJOYS BEING TIED UP?"

Every troublesome woman to ever marry a 'Lazy Nara', both living AND dead, Sneezed at the exact same time.