ANBU boot camp

Omake

Minato was returning to the bar/viewing room, it is true most are there as they are dead and Kami likes to reward them for having such honorable lives. but Minato soul his soul to the Shinigami and because he did so in order to seal the fox the Lord of the dead would often send the blond out on errands.

What those are, no one knows. They are top secret and no one is even allowed to ask.

The sight that met him as he entered the door is nothing new but for some reason always draws out a sigh of annoyance when he sees it.

The scantily clad and perverted 'waitress' was dashing left and right waving the remote in the air as Kushina was giving chase.

"get back here you little bimbo," the redhead shouted as she jumped from a table and landed on the woman. As she tried to wrestle the remote away. The woman just seems to slip out of the hold.

"Bitch, as soon as I get my chains back you are so caught."

"Kushina when are you going to learn?, Threating her with chains will just make her more...playful," Hitomi called out as she sat at her table with Karura as she drank her tea.

The woman just smiled and puffed up her chest at Hitomi's words. Kushina took that moment to leap at the woman but found her self stopped in mid-air and Minato held her under one arm. He just carried her like that to the table sat down, and held his wife on his lap.

Kushina just pouted and then glared at the woman.

"Mind telling what started this round of tag?" Minato asked as he looked to the Hyuga.

"We realized none of us knew what Naruto had done to Kakashi to cover the debt of both your student as well as your former bodyguards. Naturally, Kushina wanted to see his revenge," Hitomi replied with a smirk.

Minato just nodded and looked at his wife, "Did you even bother trying to ASK?"

Kushina pouted again, causing Minato to sigh and look over at the woman who now sat on the bar as the shadowy bartender took the remote and pushed a button.

Kakashi's eyes shot open as he was awoken from his sleep. His apartment was dark and quiet, he quickly pulled a kunai and started to stealth his way through the few rooms when he found a body sitting on his couch. Before he could move a light switched on and the copy-ninja was staring into the purple eyes of his sensei's son.

Kakashi knew what this was about, his time had come, Naruto just stood and walked over to a bookshelf that looked to not have been touched in years. The blond reached up and pulled a book, causing the hidden shelves to open.

On those shelves was Kakashi's complete collection of Icha-Icha, Naruto just stared at the Jonin with those purple eyes.

Not saying a word Kakashi moves over and gathers up his books, why he has so many copies no one asks. Naruto then points to a burn ben Kakashi had not seen before that was sitting in the middle of his living room. tears started to roll down the Jonin's face as he slowly placed the books in the bin.

Naruto pulled out a small vial and handed it to the full grown and now crying man. Kakashi opened the vial and could smell the oil. Naruto just pointed and Kakashi poured the oil onto the books. Then Naruto handed the man a lighter,

"Please...I can't do it," Kakashi begged but the blond did not reply and just held the lighter out to the man.

With tears running down his cheeks and the whimpering of a wounded dog, the man took the lighter and after striking it just tossed the flame into the bin. The oil ignited and the books were no more in a matter of seconds.

Naruto just turned and left the apartment, Kakashi dropped to his knees and started praying for forgiveness as he held a vigil the rest of the night for his lost books.

"The kids are right," one Uzumaki started. "it is a damn good thing Naruto is not a vengeful person."

"The fact he did this in secret shows Naruto acknowledges that Kakashi did do something for him, but we all agree he could have done more. he was a Jonin and an ANBU captain for Kami's sake." A Nara spoke up.

"I can't believe her burned those beautiful books," a woman shouted.

Everyone stopped to look at the woman, Mito blushed when she realized she said that out loud.

"I don't think I could top that," Kushina called out. And when most turned to look at her. "What? that was my son he basically abanded, I have been planning my punishment for when he gets here for a while now...nut...I guess..."

Just then the screen popped on to the current time, it was dawn and the group was leaving the mining town.

"Seriously, my grandfather locked the Chief in a box...oh the blackmail and teasing I will do," Naruto was laughing.

the other chuckled as well but Neji looked serious,

"I mean it Naruto leave us out of this prank war you are in with my grandfather, I don't even want to find out how far you two are willing to go.

"Ah come one," Naruto whined. "Half the fun is seeing where your limits are and then trying to surpass them."

The group started laughing again as they walked.

Without warning, Naruto stiffened, and after half a second his eyes turned blood red the fox's chakra cloak encased his body, and with a blood-chilling roar he took off in a rage.

It took a moment for the stunned group to even start thinking again, in that brief second Mai started sending massive amounts of Killing intent as she quickly but silently followed.

"There," Kosuke started fear in his voice. "Is only one thing that could possibly piss off those two that bad."

Neji's eyes widened in fear,

"Someone attacked Hinata."