Eclipse: Well I get to meet your family you made with this hombo
Hotshot: nah, jit just insulted someone better than him
Eclipse: excuse me?!
Blurr: Hey! I ain't no homobo!
Flair: Shadow-Dash, this is the ugly man I talked about when me and Mama went to the store!
Shadow-Dash: He's ugly!Eclipse: LEARN TO RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!!Quickshadow: DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE YELL AT MY CHILDREN YOU BITCH!!!
Eclipse: You baby them too much!Quickshadow: I don't, I'll let them behave this way if necessary
Eclipse: Whatever! You disappeared for almost..13 years and never bothered to call, text, or mail aletter to me?
Hotshot: Nah, jit just ask for contact with his ex
Quickshadow: Who the fuck still be in touch with their ex unlike you!
Eclipse: uh-
Quickshadow: Exactly
Eclipse:..
Quickshadow: Oh please! Why don't you just die or leave! I never asked for you to see each other!!
Blurr: damn-
Eclipse: SHUT UP!
Quickshadow: DON'T TALK TO HIM LIKE THAT!!!
Eclipse: Oh please, just come back with me and leave that bimbo
Quickshadow: I rather be with Blurr than you
Eclipse: You choose him!!? Seriously!!
Quickshadow: at least he's good :}
Eclipse: OH! Give me a 50+ word speech of how good Blurr is!
Quickshadow: Blurr is the most helpful, loyal bot you could have met!! He isn't like you! He can cook for himself, clean after him, and help out with the kids! He can do any housework without being asked. He can care for himself! And he doesn't treat me like shit! Unlike you, you were manipulative and a liar! You lie about everything and your status! And..Blurr is even better in bed~
Eclipse: Excuse me?!
Hotshot:...I wonder how I'm related to these two-
Blurr: You're good at sports just like your mother
Hotshot: Nvm-
*Quick-Fire wanted to crawl out of Blurr's arms and bite Eclipse*
Quickshadow: Now, now Quick-Fire, let Mama deal with this dude ok?
Eclipse:... Why do you have so many children... I'm guessing you're pregnant again.
Hotshot: nah, jit did not insult mom's fat stomach-
*Blurr smacks the back of the head of Hotshot*
Blurr: its annoying with the "Nah, jit..." stuff
Quickshadow: I aint even pregnant-Eclipse: you look like itQuickshadow: so now you're judging my body, do you have anything good to do besides judging people's bodies and having affairs with other women
Hotshot: Nah, jit just got exposed
Blurr: I give up
Eclipse: uh- oh come on! It was just one time!
Quickshadow: god said to never have sexual activities outside of marriages.
Hotshot: Nah jit caught sinning
Blurr: I haven't seen her pray for her swearing sin in so long
Flair: she does it randomly mainly when she's in a room alone or in the prayer room
Blurr: eh- fair point
Quickshadow:..I want to give you a gift.
Eclipse: What would that be?
*Quickshadow kicks Eclipse in the no-no area and leaves with the fam*
Quickshadow: Heatwave we will be leaving early
Heatwave: what? Why?
Quickshadow: may ex track me down and I don't want to be around him
Heatwave:... Chase-
Quickshadow: DON'T GET HIM INVOLED!!!
Heatwave: no need to yell
*they leave the area and get back home but... to surprise..*
Quickshadow:...How did you-
Eclipse: I have my ways, darling
Qucikshadow: don't you call me that!!!
Eclipse: what a nice place ya got..very...1970s vibe
Quickshadow: ain't your house
Blurr: he got a poi-Quickshadow: SHUT UP!!
Eclipse: So, Why don't you show me around~
Quickshadow:..Blurr call Chase and this Police department.
Blurr: ok
Eclipse: Hey I not trespassing, I just wanted to see you and my son
Quickshadow: you stalked for primus knows, you can't see Hotshot cause the court gave me full custody of him and you threaten a minor
Eclipse: SeriouslyQUickshadow: yes seriously
Eclipse: Well shit!*Eclipse quickly runs away to hide from the police*
Blurr: he's gone isn't he?
Quickshadow: Looks like we are moving.
Blurr: yup
Note:
This chapter is pretty short due to lack of creativity and motivation but I hope I can make the other chapters longer. Either way, Hope you enjoy the chapter so far!
Credits for Eclipse's character and his personality: astrxphilx
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