Kotlc Characters React to Their Ships

Sodex

Wylie:I knew it!

Sophie:SERIOUSLY?! Two boys are enough-you had to add another one???

Me:Yes. Because Sodex is my second ship for you if Sokeefe doesn't happen.

Keefe: Trust me.It will.

Fitz: Hey! What about Sofitz?

Me:... 

Marella: Huh. Dex,I thought you said you had gotten over Sophie?

Dex: I have! I like someone else now!

Everyone except Dex: WHO?!

Dex: Not telling

Keefe: Aw, Dex, you take the fun out of EVERYTHING!

Marella: He does not!

Me: ANYWAY. What does everyone else have to say?

Linh:  As long as Sophie's happy, I don't care who she is with.

Tam: You literally said that for ALL three ships.

Biana: I... think it's cute,I guess?

Sophie:Wait. Guys,I decided!!

Everyone: Who did you pick???!!!

Sophie: I-uh-pick K-

Keefe: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! Lord Hunkyhair rules!!! 

FItz,Tam, and Grady: WHAT?!!! YOU PICKED HIM?!

Sophie:Yes?

Grady: Ugh. I sooo prefered Sodex or even SoFitz. I even had a eight page test all ready for Dex.

Edaline: BUT.

Grady:(sighs and grumbles)BUT I support Sokeefe.

Keefe: Hey how come Dex would have only have gotten eight?!

Grady: Because it was sooo clear that he adored Sophie and obviously I wanted Sophie to end up with someone who loved her dearly. AND he didn't run off with the Neverseen.

Edaline: GRADY!!!

Grady:(grumbles) FINE. I'll shorten it to twenty.

Keefe: THAT'S BETTER?!

Sophie: Wait-everyone knew that Dex liked me??

Everyone except Sophie:YES.

Wylie:Even I knew.

Me: So now that we've got THAT settled,let's move on to the next ship.

Wylie: Is it another one with Sophie?

Me:Um

Wylie: I'll take that as a yes

Sophie: SERIOUSLY?! How many boys can you ship me with?

Me: Tam or Wylie;take your pick.

Sophie:....

Keefe: Choose Wylie.

Me: Since you're not choosing,I'll do BOTH!

Tam,Wylie,and Sophie:UGH!!!

Me: BUT for now, BYE!!!

 Everyone except Sophie:BYE!!

Sophie:Bye,I guess? But why am I paired with SO MANY boys?!

Okay I know Sowylie is pretty much unheard of but I wanted to write one about it, because Wylie deserves more know ships than with just Linh(though I personally ship that ship <3)