Kotlc Characters React to Their Ships

Sotam

Sophie: You've got to be kidding!

Me: Sorry, but I'm not.

Keefe: Wait,Bangs Boy, do you like Sophie?! Because if you do...

Tam: I don't. So don't worry,okay? You can have Sophie. 

Keefe:Phew! Because if you did, you would be in for some nasty surprises!

Grady: And you would be given a nineteen page test. I should really prepare one in case that ever happens.

Sophie:You mean... you haven't prepared one yet?!

Edaline: Miracle, I know.

Tam: Oh yeah! I would've gotten less than you,Keefe!

Keefe: By one page.

Tam:Still.

Keefe:Seriously,Grady, you couldn't have extended it by two pages?!

Grady: No.

Wylie:Huh. Wait- does that mean I'll also be given a test?!

Grady: Yes. But I'be never even considered that you and Sophie might end up together but no worries! I'll prepare a seventeen page test right now!

Sophie:Dad!

Keefe:Ha! Bangs Boy, how does it feel to be beaten by Wylie?

Tam: Great actually. Because that means every single boy here beat you.

Marella: Hey, does anyone have any mallowmelt? I think that there's going to be some Tam-Keefe drama soon.

Me: Hopefully not. Last time that happened, they destroyed a whole house

Marella: Oh yeah!

Me: But what about the rest of you? What do you guys think about this?

Linh: As long as Sophie-

Tam: Jeez. You're not seriously going to say the SAME THING for every ship right?

Linh: -and Tam are happy, I don't care.

Tam: ...

Tam: That's pretty much the same thing as you said before! You just added two words.

Biana: Lol. But about the ship-um- there was actually a time I wondered if it might happen.

Everyone except Biana: REALLY?!

Biana: Thankfully, it won't. 

Dex: uh-why thankfully?

Biana: UH- no reason.

Me: Mm-hmmm.

Fitz:What?

Me: So,Fitz,what do you think?

Fitz:...

Fitz: It's better than Sokeefe.

Keefe: Ouch that hurts,Fitzy!

Fitz: Well, maybe-

Me: Um actually, our time's up for today. So byeee for now!

Everyone except Fitz and Keefe: Byeee

Fitz:- you shouldn't have stolen Sophie from me.

Keefe:  Hey, it's not my fault I have awesome hair!