Kotlc Characters React to Their Ships

Sofitz

Me:Okay,guys, tell me your reaction to Sofitz.

Keefe: What. Why is there even a ship about this?? Sokeefe is a hundred times better!

Fitz: No it's not!

 Sophie:Guys...

Me: Okay so Sophie,Fitz,and Keefe all reacted-what about the rest of you?

Biana: I guess it's okay. It's a little weird having my friend date my brother,though.

Dex: Weird is right.

Marella: Um-I'm sticking with no comment.

Wylie: This is the first time I've ever heard of Sofitz so...

Tam: Trust me. It's way better than Sokeefe. Any relationship without Keefe I totally ship.

Keefe: Dude,Bangs Boy,your payback will be legendary.

Me:(breaking in before there's a full fledged fight) So what about the rest of you? What do you guys think?

Linh: I mean... as long as Sophie is happy...

Edaline: I think it's SOOO cute.

Grady:(to Fitz) If you want to date my daughter, you'll have to complete a ten page test first.

Fitz:TEN?!

Edaline: It used to be fifteen but I convinced him to shorten it.

Fitz: What could you possibly ask me about FOR FIFTEEN WHOLE PAGES?!

Grady:Oh,lots of things. I could name them all but that would mean that we'd be stuck here all night.

Sophie: Yeah... Let's skip that...

Me: Well,then that's it! Oh and keefe?

Keefe: Yes?

Me: I think you'll really like this next ship.

Keefe: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: You'll find out later! Bye!

Everyone except for Fitz and Keefe:Bye!!

Keefe:Seriously,what is the next ship?

Fitz: Pssst. Keefe,let me warn you.

Keefe:What?

Fitz:Never. Ever. Date. Sophie. Or you'll never finish Grady's test.