Guilt And Fame... (A DEAD SMG4 AU)

...This is how it ends...

(THIS PART IS MOSTLY FROM THE EPISODE "You used to be cool") 

"The hell is this?! I didn't sign up for counseling!" 3 argues. He was going to say something else but was interrupted by someone. "SHUT UP!!!" The being revealed himself to be Kermit. "Hello everyone. Welcome to Villain's Anonymous. Today we have some new villains joining the group." Kermit says as Waluigi stood up from his seat. "Hello, my name is Waluigi." Everyone says hello to him before he continues. "I've done nothing but sell tacos for the past 100 episodes. No one takes me seriously anymore now that I'm not as powerful as I once was." Waluigi finishes and Boopkins starts talking. "Hiii, my name is Boopkins and I joined this club to get REVENGE for my toy car being stolen! I'm also looking to make new friends, yayyyy-" Boopkins gets interrupted as someone throws him out a window. After that whole scene, 3 begins to speak. "Sup... I'm SMG3 or whatever..." Everyone says hello to 3 as he continues. "I've been... helping my friends a lot lately..." 

Everyone gasps and screams in shock. "I know, I know... which is why I'm here. I'm already PLENTY evil... but a refresher couldn't hurt." 3 says with an eye roll. Kermit begins to speak. "Great! Today, I've prepared a special activity!" Kermit reveals Depresso tied up as he continues to speak. "We're gonna take turns torturing this questionably inncoent civilian we found on the street! Who wants to go first?" 3's eyes shoot wide open. "I got this! Let a REAL villain show y'all how torture is done!" 3 approaches Depresso in a unsettling manner. Depresso looks very scared. 3 begins to pull something out of his inventory which leaves Depresso in a state of fear. 3 slaps a pair of headphones on Depresso's head and begins talking into a mic. "Welcome to torture ASMR..." 3 begins using a fork to scratch a plate.

"Ah, this is kinda relaxing actually." Depresso says with a smile. Everyone starts chatting and questioning 3's methods. They think 3 doesn't have what it takes. 3 begins to get nervous. "Uhh... O-oh yeah! T-that was just a warm-up! Get ready for... THIS!!!" 3 attempts to scare Depresso. "Ooooo... very scary." 3 says in a spooky manner. Depresso laughs and speaks. "Man, this beats all the otther times I've been tortured!" Everyone begins to get mad and that worries 3. "UGH! I really HAVE been hanging with them for too long!!!" 3 yells as he kicks a nearby rat. Depresso stops his laughing and cries out. "NO!! NOT THE RAT!" 3 raises an eyebrow and picks up the rat. Depresso cries out again. "PLEASE NO!!! DON'T HURT HIM!! STOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!" Everyone starts to think differently about 3, which gives 3 an idea. 3 slams the rat on the ground and Depresso screams. Everyone shouts, cheering 3 on. "Guys, guys! Get a load of this!" 3 says with a mischievous grin. 3 ties the rat down and backs away from it, ready to give it a good kick.

"NOOOOO DON'T DO IT!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Depresso yells in terror. 3 runs toward the rat and kicks it through the ceiling. Everyone cheers for 3 while Depresso cries in pain. 3 has an evil smirk on his face as he speaks. ''I... I FEEL SO... EEEVIIIIILL! I'M BACK BABY!! 3 shouts as he laughs evilly.

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Eggman grabs 3's shoulder and congratulates him. "Congrats, SMG3! There's only ONE final test before you can be called a TRUE villain again!" Eggman smiles devilishly. He holds up a phone which reveals SMG4 dancing. "You must KILL your arch nemesis." 3's smile turns into a jaw drop.

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3 is holding a gun in his evil villain lair. 3 looks very nervous and scared. He starts thinking of certain memories such as 3 saying "We're friends!" when 4 went crazy and destroyed the old castle. Or the memory of when 3 drew him and 4 drinking coffee together after defeating Mario in the casino. Even the memory of him and 4 holding hands, trying to escape SMG0's prison (Correct me if I'm wrong... I havent seen all the arcs in a long time...) 3 points the gun at a poster of 4. 3 looks terrified of doing what he "has" to do. He pulls the trigger and confetti comes out of the gun. "Woo hoo!" 3 says with cheer. "Finally I have a reason to kill that bozo! 3 continues to pull the trigger, shooting confetti everywhere. 3 then pulls out a macchine gun an utterly demolishes the SMG4 poster, creating a hole. EggDog was taking a shower while this occurred and he was not happy. "Bark! Bark!" 3 went to his chest full of weaponry and opened it. "Ooooo I wonder how I should kill him! Dismemberment? Maybe waterboarding? Or... Oo Ooo!  CRINGE!" 

EggDog barks some more which caught 3's attention. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?  I DON'T CARE ABOUT SMG4! HE SUCKS! And I've had no character development with him!" 4 says with pride. EggDog just barked angrily some more. "Lalalala! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" 3 walks off as he ignores EggDog.

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SMG3 starts walking to the castle. Eggman walks beside him as he speaks. "Are you ready?" 3 responds with a evil look as he speaks. "OH yeah, this is gonna be easy!" 3 goes ahead and walks inside the castle alone. 4 was just making a meme while 3 slowly opens the door to the kitchen. 4 notices 3 and turns around to face him. "Oh hey 3. I was just inventing a new meme. I call him, tomato soop and his catchphrase is gonna be "BLERHG." Pretty memey right?" 4 says with a light smile. 3 stares at 4 with a cold and dead expression. He starts making his way downtown, walking fast- I mean slowly making his way toward 4, glock in hand.

4 notices the weapon and speaks. "Oh a glock! Uh... whatcha... gonna do with that..." 3 responds by pointing the gun at 4 while talking. "Oh... Something I should of done long ago." 4 shouts in fear. "3 WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" 4 raises his arms in the air. "I'm sorry... I have to do this..." 3 says as his facial expression changes from cold to nervous.

Eggman was outside the castle when he heard a gunshot and what seemed to be blood splattered on the window. A devilish grin appears on his face. Eggman walks inside the castle and heads to the kitchen. he slowly claps his hands together as he walks inside the kitchen. "Ho hoo good job. I guess I underestimated your evil intentions 3. I'm glad my old evil buddy is still in there." Eggman looked at the lifeless and bloody headed 4. It was clear that 4 was offically dead. 3 just stood there, unable to say anything. Eggman walked up to 4's body and kicked it. "Heh... now the only thing left to do is hide the body." 3 didn't want to he wanted to somehow save 4... but he didnt know how. He had already killed 4. "Y-yeah... I know where I should h-hide it..." 3 says with nervousness in his voice. Eggman noticed the nervousness and questioned 3. "Don't tell me you've gone soft on me." 3 perked up. "WHAT? N-NO! HE'S JUST A WORTHLESS LOSER!" 3 shouts while trying to defend himself.

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3 held 4's lifeless body in his arms. He looked like he wanted to cry. But he held back those useless emotions and threw 4 in a hole he dug up behind his coffee shop. 3 covered up the hole with a shovel and sighed. "I'm sorry..."

But sorry isn't enough, is it...