Tanzanella hates all the jocks and their annoying cheerleader girlfriends but one day she meets a new boy at the school and it's his first day and he comes to take the crown of football captain. Will he melt Tanzanellas football hating heart or will...
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Suddenly Taylor Swift took of her face (it as a nask) and it was... MY MOM!!!
"MOM WHAT THE DARN ARE YOU DOING HERE!!!" I yelled.
"I didn't do it alone... I had backup," she schemed evilly.
Another person entered. It was...
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THAT VEGAN TEACHER!!!!!!
"MOM YOU CAN'T HIJAXK THE PLANE!!!! WELL MIAS THE TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT!!!" I cried tearfully.
"If you don't give us a million dollars we're blowing up the plane" said that vegan teacher.
"That's fine, I'm a billionaire" said Bolton grabbing a golden credit card.
"And, you all need to be vegan" said that vegan teacher r
"WHAT!!!! I yelled"
"And if we refuse?" Bolten stared intimidatingly
"They we will cr@sh the pl@ne into THE MEGA MCDONALDS!!" Screamed that vegan teacher
"NOOOOO THE MEGA MCDONALD IS YHE ONLY MCLONDALD WITHOUT A BROKEN ICE CREAM MACHINE!!!!" I screamed and started to cry.
Suddenly that vegan teacher have me a drink. It was vegan cow bl@@d.
"EW WHAT JA THAT!??" I yelled
"This is what happens when you eat a cows mom!??" She screamed.
I was going to drink it (that vegan teacher was pointing a g*n at my head) then suddenly BOLTEN DRABK THE HOLE CUP!!!!
"OMG U IDIOT Y DIR YOU DRIBK THAT!!! THAT WAS A LOVE POTION!!!" She screamed
"WHAT!!!" Bolten screamed
Suddenly that vegan teacher opened a door accidentally and inside the was... THAT VEGAN TEWCHERS SON!!!!!!!
"I've been dr*ggef wif a LOVE POTION!??" He cried.
Suddenly That Vegan Tachers kid and Bolten started making out!!!
"WHAT JS ERONH WITH YOU THAT VEGAN TEACHERZ!!!" I screamed.
"I JUST WANTED A STRIGHT SON BC GAYS ARE UNNATURAL LIKE EATING MEEY!!!" She screamed. (A/n: I don't support these aktions but she is a h*mophone.
I slapped that vegan teacher. "You idiot you are very uneducated!!! It's ok 2 b gay!!!!" I screamed.
"How do I fix the love potion???" I screamed.
"The only sure is to seduce someone jnto loving you" she yelled.
"Ugh fine I got this..." I said. But first I went 2 the bathroom and got a makeover from my friends.
I came out wearing RED lipstick just like the shade of Taylor Swift album and blonde hair like Taylor's swifts and a dress that looked like the background from lover and sneakers instead of high heels (an/ only ogs get that joke!) ugh I'm so ugly I will never seduce him!!!?
"Ong yes you can!!! Said Serena.
"Yeah he the prettiest girl in the WHOLE world and all the guys love you!!!" Said Olivia.
"Omg yea just be yourself it's enough!!!" Said other friend.
"Ugh fine" I said not believing them but I had to stop Bolten from dating from a love potion it's very unethical!!!!!!!
"Hi" I said flipping my locks.
"He snapped his head and looked me up and down )but not in a weird way). Then the hearts faded from his eyes
"Tanzanella you saved me!!!"" Said Bolten because he said "you're so beautiful I only needed one look!!"
"Ong your lying!!!" I cured thrn went j. Thr batthoom crying. I knew he wa LYING I'm so ugly.
"We will revenge!!" Screamed that vegan teacher then jumped out the plain with a parachute. Then my mom did the same.
"Bye I'm gonna go back to my house with my real bf thanks Tanzanella for saving me!???" He said then took the escape pod to drive back to New York.
Suddenly thr plain landed. When we got out... we saw something scary.
It was...
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KIM KARDASGIAN!!!!!!
A/n: GUYS NEXT CHAP WILL H LONGER I PRIMOSR!!! Ps if you want longer chapters PLS COMMENT OR ELSE!!!! Thx 5 reading cool ppl and unthinkable 2 da BAD PPL!!!! Ps END HOMOPHOBIA!!
