Who is real or Fake?

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Wonwoo: How many babies Shua have?

Jeonghans: 2

Wonwoo: Shua's favourite thing.

Jeonghans: To roast me. ME! (argue to each other)

Wonwoo: Shua's favorite cartoon.

Jeonghans: Tom and jerry.

Wonwoo: What he is fond of after pregnancy?

Jeonghans: To be in my arms. MY ARMS!

Wonwoo: How many Shua we have?

Jeonghans: You should be killed before asking this question.

Wonwoo: I can't.

Jihoon: Your mom's name.

Jeonghans: I don't have mom.

Jihoon: How do organisms reproduce?

Jeonghans: In hard drive.

Jihoon: Who killed Chang?

Jeonghans: Wonwoo.

Jihoon: Noodles first or spice?

Jeonghan: Noodle.

Jeonghan2: Spice.

They look. 

Jihoon: I fucking told you bastard. (punch Jeonghan 2) 

Jeonghan: Means I am real!

Wonwoo: No the other one. (kick him on shine)

Real Jeonghan: Fuck you. (punch Jihoon)

Jihoon: Totally real.

Fake Jeonghan fight. They fight back. 

Real Jeonghan: You know my stances bit not theirs. 

Fake Jeonghan got captured.

Jihoon: A clone. Who made you?

Fake Jeonghan: You fucking think I will tell you.

Wonwoo: He have capabilities like Jeonghan. Not speak until die.

Jihoon: How will he speak after death?

Wonwoo: Let me get some powerful lines. 

Jeonghan: You should die. (point gun)

Jihoon kick his hand and take gun. Jeonghan 2 hold his arms. Wonwoo kick his arms and broke the bones.

Jihoon: You think we would believe you. Real Jeonghan always add spice first. 

Now real fake Jeonghan smirk.

Fake Jeonghan: You got it.

Wonwoo: Who are you.

Fake Jeonghan: His DNA.

Jeonghan: So?

Fake Jeonghan: Your son.

3 get shocked.

Wonwoo: How can you hit on your mother?!

Jeonghan: Fucking he is not my real son! He is born in asexual way. More like fission.

Jihoon: He is not cut from middle.

Jeonghan: Budding?

Jihoon: Neither grown from your arms.

Jeonghan: Regeneration?

Jihoon: Neither your dick get cut and formed him.

Jeonghan: Keep your bio to yourself. I am Maths and physics specialist. Ask your chemistry partner.

Wonwoo: Let's focus on tied up Jeonghan. So, How do you feel after seeing your dad after being born? 

Jeonghan: Your atoms are going to separated soon Mr Chemistry.

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