Hera: listen up. who in the name of all loth rats. blew. up. the. mother. loving. MICROWAVE
Hera: i feed you. i fly you around. AND NOW I CANT EVEN HEAT UP MY LEFTOVERS
Hera: CHOPPER ITS A GOOD THING I LOVE YOU
Chopper: *beeps angrily* (it wasnt me momma it was sabine this time)
Sabine: What??? i just got back from a meiloorun trip
Hera: what did zeb want you to do now
Sabine: he wanted me to make ezra train with kanan. i did
Hera: did you make him cry
Sabine: only a little this time
Hera: your brother is sensitive
Sabine: fine ill go appologize
Sabine over comms with everyone but hera: the plan is in action
Zeb: nice work
Ezra: why did we have to blow up the microwave? i love your art but wasnt hera mad?
Sabine: she was terrifying. somehow i made her think her droid was lying to her, even though he does it all the time
Kanan: i appreciate it guys, but would it have been easier with my plan?
Ezra: we need to get her to stop working.
Sabine: shes walkin out.
Zeb; your on dad
Hera: kanan what are you doing out here
Kanan: i want to take a walk with you
Sabine and zeb nonchalantly shut off chopper and ezra convinces some birds to sing
kanan gets down on one knee
Kanan: Hera i know we are in the middle of the rebellion but-
Hera: of course ill marry you, dolt. i love you
Kanan: i love you too
Sabine: congrats guys!
Kanan: i still dont get why we had to-
Hera: what
Zeb: uh.....
Hera: why you had to do what.......
Zeb: it was his idea!
Ezra: Hey!
Hera: his idea to...
Hera: oh
Hera: you did not
Ezra: run
*dramatic vine music*
yes kanan is alive. im not a total monster
yall better be staying safe out there
may the force be with you
