chapter 73

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On the Road....

brother, please tell me, what are we doing here ???
( prakash asked

see , he is here ...
let's go ( sahil said while walking towards a panipuri seller

don't tell me, aap mujhe kutte ( dog ) ki tarah ghasit ( dragging ) kar yaha panipuri khane aaye ho ...
( prakash said

are nahi yaar,
me tujhe yaha isliye nahi laya kyuki mujhe panipuri khani thi , balki me tujhe yaha isliye laya kyuki mujhe panipuri bana-na sikhna hai ...
( sahil said

kya ,
kyaa sikhna hai aapko
panipuri bana - na
are you serious ??
ni matlab aapka business kharab chal raha hai, yaa shares ke price down ho rahe hai , Jo aapko Naya business kholna hai
vo bhi panipuri kaa
( prakash said

jab bhi muh kholta hai , bakwas hi kart hai ,
me yaha panipuri bechne ke liye nahi sikhne aaya or nahi hi shares ki price down hue hai , aur business bhi bohot acha chal raha hai , nahi bhi chal raha hota , to teri kidney nikal kar kaam chala leta me .... 😏

to fir aap panipuri kyu bana - na sikhna chahte ho ( prakash asked

kyuki teri bhabhi aur me kl date pr gye the , aur usi date pr , teri bhabhi ne iske hath ke bane golgappe khaye ( sahil said while pointing a finger at a panipuri seller

aur iski itni tarif ki , itni tarif ki , ki mera dimag kharab ho gya, dahi jam gyi thi mere dimag ki ,
( sahil said in frustration

to ???? ( prakash said

to me nahi chahti ki meri biwi kisi aur tarif kare mere alawa, so I am going to learn the recipe of making panipuri and I will make it for biwi everyday...

she will be touched....
( sahil said

prakash iski kya guarantee hai ki bhabhi roj panipuri khayegi hi ...
( prakash asked

she will eat ,
because I have searched on Google that , what a pregnant woman eats ....
and I learnt that panipuri is the most favourite food of women, they eat it in pregnancy craving....
( sahil explained everything to prakash just like a teacher explains the chapter...

to Bhai , ise khud banane ki kya jarurat hai, ise hi job pr rakh lo , aur roj isse panipuri lekar bhabhi ko de Dena, aur keh dena aapne banaye hai...
( prakash said

you idiot,
it's true that I want to make panipuri for biwi ,
but I also want her to watch me making it and clean my face when I apply semolina ( flour) on face intentionally, it's more romantic
you know ???
( sahil said in frustration

ohhhh ,
so you want to create romantic moments that we see in movies right ,
( prakash said

and sahil nodded

to chalo fr , der kis baat hai , dono bana - na sikhte hai ( prakash said

ek minute, tu kyu bana-na sikh raha hai ( sahil asked

what you mean by, tu kyu bana-na sikh raha hai
kl ko pihu bhi to pregnant hogi na,
to mujhe bhi to uske liye golgappe bana-ne honge hi naa....
( prakash said with confidence

baat to sahi hai, chal bana-na sikhte hai
( sahil said and they both went to panipuri seller and said

hey , brother if you don't mind then would you like to work for us ( prakash said

no , I am happy with my current business, so I don't need your job ( panipuri seller said

don't take it in the wrong way brother,
we are not asking you to change your profession, we just want you to teach us that how to make panipuri ???
and in the return, we will give one month salary...
( prakash said, meanwhile sahil was only listening to their conversation because he didn't want to ruin the situation as he is short tempered

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