CELESTIAL HAVEN

skit time people!!!

Narrator speaking:

welcome back my dear viewers no nope not doing this shit anyway welcome back you pieces of shit {this is the narrator talking not how i actual feel about you guys alright} anyway for some reason my boss wanted to me introduce you to skits because he wants to. basically skits are going to be scenarios that he had saw and blah blah whatever lets get into now please dear viewer i warn you there will be nudity and also suggestive content if that makes you uncomfy then click off and read another story or skip this when there will be another story posted so that's your warning now you guys can't be made at me when the story gets to those parts alright lets begin

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NO ONE'S POV

we see jack just getting back from grocery store with Alice as they walk through the town they see the llamas just running through the streets and bees break dance. "wow that bee is really breaking it down" jack said in amazment. but he was dragged by alice to getting back.

"jack you know very well that we have to get home or else i will mis my cheese cake" she said while now drifting into her mind and seeing cheesecake heaven. but jack just keeps going.

                                                                                 few minutes later 

"alright alice i want my chocalate cheese cake" jack said while puting his hand in position to grab the cheesecake as Alice begruginly puts her hand in the bag and grab the cheesecake and gave it to him "here i give my precious cheesecake to you" alice said this in a very over dramatic tone due to her love of cheesecakes but jack just smirks and says "alright sis but you need to watch your self alexander is over there" as jack points to a random spot as he runs away as Alice looks to that location and sees nothing "JACK YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS" Alice yelled out but little did she know jack was in the trees"wo" he exsaperated . as he jump down and he walks back to his house as he waves at vinn who was playing with some kids on the playground.

as he goes to the door and opened the door. he saw his boyfirends just walking naked for some reason as jack was looking at something that both of them had that was out {you know what i am talking about}. jack was a little surprised since he never thought his boyfriends are nudists but then again thats the way he met one of them.

"why the hell are you guys naked" jack said while blushing as red as a tomato. Leif every the flirtatious one said "but you see us like this everytime in bed~" leif said with some husk and in his usual playboy act which cause  jack to blush and some (metaphorical) steam appears on his head. nye just came into the room kissed jack deeply and jack thinks "okay for some reason i am getting vibes that they are horny and it may be mating season for nye" jack thinks but starts worrying a little for one reason he still want his ability to walk.

"baby i want yo-" nye said kinda lustfully and jack cuts him off by kissing him and saying "not right now because its not mating season and i still want to be able walk" and nye says "fine i can drop the act but i can say you were definitly looking weren't you" nye said teasingly  and this makes jack embarress and leif just kisses jack again with tongue and when he stops leif said " you can suck my d!ck and nye's aswell since you were definitly looking" jack responds to this by snapping his fingers and now he was wearing a pretty revealing outfit for a split second and this cause both nye and leif to nosebleed and faint and Jack just licks both of their d!cks and says " now thats payback" then nye and leif get up and pick up jack and take him to the bedroom.

                                                                        few hours later 

jack is now a complete mess as nye and leif look satisfied with themselves for the day and leif said "why don't we continue tommarow night my little sprite" as leif just kissed jack and so does nye kiss jack. 

"know what fuck it fine we can do this tommarow and i was very lucky i was able to put up a noise canceling barrier before you guys fucked" jack said in a very tired tone as his clothes are ripped in certain areas when leif and nye licked,bit, and stuff. "now this isn't as bad as the first time you guys fucked me for 3 days straight with almost no breaks i am still confused about how you guys even had enough energy for that long". nye replied to this by saying "you didn't allow us to have sex with you till it was our break year when we all were 19 and we were extremely horny when you allowed for that privilegde and it was my mating season". " to be fair i think its better for me and him to be naked so we can always do it when we want to without clothes getting in the way" leif added with a flirtatious tone which meant he wanted to go again now. 

"no leif you guys went 39 rounds you guys will be fine so i will cook up dinner and you guys get dressed" jack said kinda tired but needed food so as Nye and Leif get dressed and jack cooked the moon started to rise

                                                                             THE END 

i am back readers so how's it going also do you guys have any request for the some short stories these guys can go adventures on just tell me through the comments see ya next story  also sorry if i alienated anyone with the whole narrator calling you guys pieces of shit but narrator will be rude and crude since i do like him like that so see ya