"so how did you two even get here " vinn asked like the mischevious cinnimon like he is and emma starts explaining " so the reason we are here since the squido star eater here wanted to eat your stars" emma said to the young boy and lyra slaps her and pushed her back "what she really means that i am came here to eat star fruit which are these energy balls that your star creates " lyra explained while also eyeing emma then lyra continued to say" emma is here to find strong people to fight and she is the only person who i know that had a long distanced space ship and due to her having acid near the navigator the ship" and everyone understand and jack is listening even though he is probaly fake sleeping and then "looks like we are here everybody get the hell out and someone wake up jack" nye anounced to everybody as he pulled up in the parking lot and everyone got out and marcus used his tail to smack jack awake
"alright i will get the bags except for for Marcus since he slaped me with his god damn sharp ass tail write on a chalkboard with that thing and here " jack said as he picked up marcus's bags and dropped it on him "really jack your that petty" marcus said as kaiden said "we known him for a long time of course he is petty,dear" as jack used his magic to summon these giant butterflies that picked up everyone bigger bags as he got the wine and they all looked at the very bee themed resort they are staying at 'really captain a bee themed resort what are we children " raven questioned the man trying to sneak off for some reason "well this is the closet place to cernnunos's beach so of course i choose this place and beside this place is a 5 star hotel and you can walk around nude here along with other things like the hotel rooms being a great place to play adult bed games along with the coke parti-" captain said before he was cut off by a smack from lyra "really there is a child here and nexus due you being a elderitch god can you handle the censoring thing for the kids eyes well more vinn then shane but can you stille " as nexus just nodded and snapped his fingers
"i don't feel that different and why is the world inversed and is that the boogy man" shane answered and nexus said "it should subside and this just shows it is working and what is the boogy man doing?" nexus questioned the boy "oh he is drinking of the cliff like licking it from lake roclaka" and nexus just said "yep its working" and everyone thought one thing aside from shane,vine and nexus "did he make them high" and so as they walked through the surpringsly clean and smooth parking lot only for the wine to be stolen by something that was red and had nine tails "that fox took my fucking wine ' jack yelled but then he said " i mean our fucking wine" he corrected himself when everyone was looking at him and so he ran off and as he started chasing the child by riding his familar chaos hawk through the halls and running over a few people "sorry people i don't know " he yelled at and the others were flabberghasted "wow he really ran off " emma said and then alice pointed at the spring pools poster "yeah he will be back for that when he gets the wine so lets just check in and lyra and emma please go chase after him before he blows up the place " alice explained to the others
"okay bet i am can catch them first you tentcled hentai personfication" emma said to lyra who just ran past her and started to chase down jack and that fox "too slow void slugger" lyra insulted emma as the two instinctly started a race to see who can catch jack first "well at least there are euthusiatic about it" elsyisa said so when captain sent up everything alice met a old nememies " is that no thalia vespara " alice yelled out and dragona said " who the hell is thalia vespara" she asked in a gruff tone "oh thailia was alice's murder rival in highschool basically they were playing the death games seeing how brutal they can kill mindless zombies and after alice won thailia tried to kill her" seele explained which the zombie part horrified luna but she got over it pretty quickly when she animated cartoon bees in real life and then we cut to thailia tyring to kill alice with her wooden chain saw that surprsingly works "this what you fucking get for beating me in highschool you CHEATING SCAT!" and alice was just ducking and doging till the quen bee melissa volden appeared "halt" as she raised her hang and a magic circle appeared and it paralyzed thaila and then mellissa just vanished and so did her magic "what the actual fuck all that for nothing oh shit i gotta run by guys AHH" alice said before running off to avoid her head being taken off by a wooden chainsaw and so the group just split up and went there own ways seele and dragona headed off to the vollyball court.pierce,lucia,elysia and shane and vinn headed down to the arcade food court. lief,nye,nexus headed to the gym and glen,serena went on a heist with briana going to the bar to drink off this drama and so with that all set we go to see jack chasing after this kitsune fox child that kinda has a heart core asethetic as jack is chasing him and trying to convince chaos hawk to pelt him with fire balls "come on pelt the boy with fire balls" jack trying to convince his familar "you do hear what you are saying right you are tellling me to pelt a kid with fire balls you heat yourself right " chaos hawk remarked "fine what ever keep on chasing him" jack just agreed as they ran over another one of the resort's staff and then we back track to emma and lyra trying to find them "okay where the hell are they" lyra yelled out
"what a minute they are below us how they hell did we get up here if they are done there" emma questioned and lyra just said "meta logic but what ever" she says unapologetically but then lyra uses her tentlces to jump off the railing and said "see ya later loser haha bye bitch" as lyra says that she gives emma the finger as she goes to the floor that the chase and emma just teleprted right next lyra with her foot first pushing lyra in the janitor's closet "that what you get you motherfucker" emma yelled at her rival as she continued the chase
then we see seele and dragona dominating the enemy team but then alice ran through with thailia chasing her "look you bitch i have no fucking clue what you doing here but take THIS" alice yelled as she picked up a volleyball and threw it at thailia and it hit as she crashed into the wall behind them with the volleyball directly hitting her face "oohh they are not making it to rush hour 3" dragona said and seele said "dragona!" as dragona looked at her confused but then "oh it hurts so much ahh" thailia moaned in pleasure as everyone just looked at that she was crazy "okay what the actual fu-" seele tired to say cut off by the constanting pleasure moans from thailia and then dragona just shot her with a fire ball "Oh it burns so much please step on here is my chainsaw use it mommy~" thailia moaned out "God i made this worse what the hell should i just end her now or what" dragona asked her friends " i think i should just use the chainsaw to rip out her mouth " dragona said "don't she is a druid basically tree people she will regrow it in a few hours" alice explained and dragona takes the chainsaw "do it mommy~" thailia moaned
"take this you pervert!" dragona yelled as she used the chainsaw and cut off her mouth but thailia is still screaming in ectasy and alice says "welp you tried" as she drags thailia to the green house we then cut to lief and nye just relaxing nude (look its problay due to angels usually wearing togas and the fact that nye is a werewolf) and just thinking "what is going on with jack" as they heared things breaking and a bunch of thumping from the hallway they knew that jack just went through here
then we cut to jack chasing the child into the resort's kitchen area and seeing the kid bringing the wine to karina who seemed to be just waiting in here "wait karina you the one who told the kid what a moment what is your name kid" jack said then he questioned the child " my name is akito yumi and thank you for not pelting me with fire balls" the kid now known as akito yumi said to jack "see i told yo-" chaos hawk siad but was cut off by jack desummoning him and then jack looked at karina "i thought you could not come since you had the cafe businness stuff to deal with " jack asked the cat women " well the honey bee resort asked me as a chef to come cook here due to my repetoir and the whole magic cooking" karina explained but then she continued to say " and this little lovely kitsune child was intrested in baking and he looked up to me and stuff so i started to teach him how to bake" karina said but then jack had to ask "why did he steal my wine *ahem* our wine" he asked the child and karina "oh we were making wine cakes which required a bit of vodka and i was going to make the kid version for him " karina said and jack just said "okay but i am going to take the wine that i like so give me the vodka" jack says as he took the vodka and ran off
THE END
this is the end of this part but the next part will be posted tommarrow see ya
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Humora bunch of light funny, spicy stories that will be based on my ocs I guess and for warning cursing, LGBTq+ and also sexual content so that's all I hope you enjoy you guys