nexus snapped: emperors galore

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we start this story in the dimension that nexus lounges in and we zoom in on nexus reading a book about the multiverse theory and laughing at the idioticness of humans and their stupid theories about existence then we see a physical light bulb appearing randomly on top his head and then nexus thought "I wonder what will happen if I play this little game with my friends" then nexus snapped


then we see jack and Alice just sitting around and binging on movies "you know jack" Alice said "it is surprisingly peaceful for once and the day feels slow for some reason" Alice continued. jack just nodded as he was watching gore and chaos in the movie which in actuality he was looking at the guns thinking "what happened if I make a rifle shoot confetti at mach speed" which Alice could sense something from her brother call it twin intuition and she summoned a fan and smacked her brother with it.

"hey what was that for" jack said then Alice responded to that with a serious face for some reason " I sensed a disturbance to the peace so I smacked you" she said sternly which jack just gave her a dumbfound face then they two felt rumbling and then they see a flash of light that blinds their eyes and now they are in a village wearing robes and jack for some reason under the robe has egytian dancer outfit under him and he starts to blush while Alice is laughing

then Alice said "wait why the fuck are we in Egypt" jack snapped out of his blushing and embarressment and said "well if somehow we are here it could be either 1 nexus and his crazy ass or 2 we are dreaming" jack deduced then he proceeded to kick Alice the words "OW" came out of Alice mouth "dude what the hell holy shit you kick hard" Alice yelped

jack responded to her question by saying "I was seeing if we were dreaming or not besides this is revenge for smacking me randomly" then they see a mysterious man yell at them "hey you two what are doing here" then Alice and jack grimaced "guards they are chasing us" Alice said and jack said "how the hell would you know that" he asked.

"well in movies like this when a person says those words meaning we are most likely we about to be chased and he is coming after" Alice responded then the 2 started running for their lives and that when the entered this random abandoned house thinking they lost the person then the man entered the room and it was captain " hey guys so why are you guys the same when everyone else should be different" captain questioned then Alice said with some embarressment blushes on her face for thinking it was a stranger said " well its most likely due to the fact that we are high ranking spirits" Alice answered but then she said " wait how you normal aren't you 'human' " Alice questioned captain

"wait so now you guys believe and don't think I am some shitty scam artist" captain said happily with glee then jack decided violence as his way to respond to that by saying "in your dreams you shitty scam artist" jack remarked so then captain decided to tell jack why he wearing those clothes "Jack you do know those are Egyptian dancer clothes right " jack only nodded and then captain continued "so basically your in that due to you needing to impress the Pharaohs and get married by them' which this made jack blush to hard due to him knowing that this is definitely nexus and his weird way of making his fanfic obsession a reality "the pharaohs in question I assume are nye and Leif"

Then captain nodded "yep the pharaohs are nye and Leif your boyfriends from our original reality and seemingly the only way to get out is to help jack get married to those pharaohs" captain said with that voice that really makes you think should I choke this guy or not.

Alice then said "if they are basically the same people just with different memories and roles but they are still very much simps for you so this should be hard" Alice said with glee then she added "it shouldn't be too hard to make the most horniest people to become hard and make them fall for since that already happened on multiple occasions" Alice teased her brother then we see jack just stand and take off the robe way to dramatically and for some reason its sexier foor some reason.

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