Hazbin Hotel (OC and Genderbend Insert)

S1 E1: Overture (part 2)

The scene cuts back to the Hazbin Hotel, where the workers and residents are summoned by Vaggie to discuss their poorly misleading commercial. Angel Dust is constantly looking at Husk with seductive gaze while Husk is glaring daggers at her. Vaggie's legs come into the camera before switching back to in person.

Vaggie: "Okay, so, Charlie and the twins are dealing with something very important, so while she's gone, we are making a new commercial. One that represents Charlie's vision and what we're doing here. So, we need a camera. *Turning to Alissa* Alissa?"

Alissa snaps her fingers to conjure up a camera for Vaggie, however, the camera is a folding-type old camera from the 1930s with no recording films at that time.

Vaggie: "*unamused* A video camera?"

Alissa: "Hmmm."

Despite her extreme distaste for modern technology, Alissa adheres to Vaggie's request and snaps her fingers again, conjuring up a video camera that's poorly used with pieces of tape stuck together.

Vaggie: "Alright! Let's do this!"

The camera switched into the camera point of view recording the bar scene with Husk behind the counter reading a script in his claws with Angel Dust at the opposite counter. The camera whirrs back to get a better focus of the two.

Vaggie: "And... Action!"

Husk carefully reads the lines on his script, bringing the script closer to read.

Husk: "*reads off the script* Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel. Can I help with anything?"

Angel Dust: "I've been a bad girl, and I need a big, strong daddy to put me in my place...on the path to redemption!"

Husk groans with displeasure and read the script again.

Husk: "*reads off the script* Well, you come-"

Angel Dust: "*moaning* Oh, yes!"

Husk: "*bored*- to the right place."

Vaggie has had it, and stops recording.

Vaggie: "Cut! Okay, Angel, I need you to be less horny if possible, and Husk, can you maybe not have a script in front of your face."

Husk: "*Angrily* I ain't no actor! I can't memorize this shit!"

Angel Dust: "Well, we could improv this shit, kitty boy. *gets closer to Husk's face* Rrawwr. *purrs teasingly*"

Husk gets irritated by Angel Dust and shoves her out of the counter painfully hard.

Husk: "*sarcastic* Whoops."

Husk grabs a bottle and drinks it.

Vaggie: "*Offscreen* Husk, come on."

The scene cuts back to Charlie's meeting with Adam, she's looked bored, propping herself on her elbows while listening to Adam exaggeratingly boasting about himself and his sex life. The twins sit next to Charlie as Lilly reading a book and Evelyn is looking bored and Charlie. The camera cuts to Adam.

Adam: "So, I was playin' this gig, and for some fuckin' reason, this virtue chick was diggin' on the drummer, and it's like, 'do you know who I am? I'm fuckin' Adam. I'm the original dick!' *pointing to his penis down the table* All dicks descend from me. You think you want drummer dick? *Lute shaking her head* No way! I'm the Dick-fuckin' master! *eats a mouthful of ribs sloppily* So, anyway, then we fucked, and it was awesome. What'd you do this weekend?"

Lilly: "*looks up from her book* Wait, your name is Adam? Like the first man Adam, that means you... Oh...."

Lilly puts the pieces together, realizing this is the reason why Charlie's mother left him, making her wince. Charlie places a comforting pat of Lilly's head.