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From: upon-a-starry-night
*Y/n being interviewed*
Interviewer: So y/n, what makes you happy?
Y/n: Natasha
Interviewer: Aww. Okay- What makes you scared?
Y/n:...Natasha
Interviewer: Oh? Okay.. uhm. What turns you on?
Y/n: *sweating profusely*... N-Natasha
Interviewer: Are you going to answer Natasha to every question?
Y/n: *on the verge of tears* N-n-
Interviewer: -No?
Y/n: *softly* ᴺᵃᵗᵃˢʰᵃ
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From: cherri-red
Y/N: *kisses Wanda*
Wanda:
Y/N: ...Did you steal my chapstick?
Wanda: Did- did I what?
Y/N: My chapstick, Wanda. Did you steal it?
Natasha: Y/N, for the love of God, not this again.
Wanda: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick.
Y/N: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick.
Wanda: Chocolate and popcorn?
Natasha: Why do you think it got discontinued?
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From: sytoran
Valkyrie: They call me coffee because i grind so fine.
Y/n: Oh my god, tell that to carol-
Natasha: They call me coffee because i keep you up past two am.
Y/n: Not you too Tash-
Wanda: They call me coffee because I'm really bitter and most people don't like me without changing some aspect of what I am to suit their liking.
Y/n: Oh.
Y/n: Wanda, you know I'd still love you if you were plain cocoa beans.
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From: incorrectlycorrectfun
Yelena: So, what is Natasha to you?
Y/n: The reason I wake up every morning.
Yelena: ...That’s adorable.
Y/n: No, you don't understand.
Yelena: What?
Natasha earlier that morning, barging into Y/n′s room, smacking pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
Y/n: I mean literally the reason.
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From: cherri-redd
Wanda: I told Y/N that their ears turn red when they lie.
Natasha: Do they?
Wanda: No.
Natasha: Then why did you tell them that?
Wanda: Because I can do this.
Wanda: Hey Y/N! Do you love us?
Y/N, with their hands over their ears: No.
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From: upon-a-starry-night
*Y/n and Nat in the living room when everyone else walks in*
*Y/n laying face down on the couch in agony*
*Everyone concerned*: What’s wrong with Y/n?
Nat: Oh- Y/n watched a cringy tiktok and now they have to emotionally process it for 2 to 3 hours.
Y/n: *Screams into a pillow*
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From: sytoran
Wanda , talking about her crush on you: Pfft, there's no way they like me back.
Natasha: Y/n would throw themself in front of a speeding car for you.
Wanda, in complete seriousness: Y/n would throw themself in front of a speeding car for fun.
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From: cherri-redd
Y/N: Hey, malysh, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds?
Natasha: Yes?
Y/N: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days.
Natasha: ....
Natasha: Fuck
Y/N: It's gonna be a fun week!
Natasha: I'm going to Wanda's house.
Y/N: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.
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From: upon-a-starry-night
*Natasha and Steve training*
Nat: *huffs* I can’t focus, I feel like I’m being watched.
Steve: Just try to relax- nobody’s even paying attention.
Nat: Okay...
*Wanda and Y/n hardcore staring at Nat through the glass*
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From: sytoran
Y/n: Nat, there's something on your face.
Y/n, wiping the natasha's cheek: It's not coming off.
Natasha: Oh, really? What is it?
Y/n: Beauty.
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