So Dazzling

So Milky

I'm Renesme, I'm 15 years old. I have long black hair, with purple streaks and red tips. I live in a small town named Peenerville. I want one thing in life, and that is, a man with Gandolf big naturals. I know, I'm just a regular goth. I'm the only one in my school who wore converse with my prom dress, and I only listen goth music, like Evanescence, and Paramore.

"RENESME" my mom called, "GET YOUR UNGRATEFUL ASS DOWN HERE!!!"

"Got it, mommy" I called back. "I sold ya to this band." She said back, through puffs of her cigar. "What?" I say worriedly "Ya, it's called One Direction" She said with her raspy voice. "O-But mommy, When took me to their concert, all I did was read my book?" I say sweetly. "I know. But I don't like you, so your gonna go live with them." she said, "Pack your bags" She says rudely. "okay," I say through tears, as I walk upstairs.

I packed up my Paramore and Pink CDs in my black, coffin shaped bag. How I love Daveed Diggs. I also packed my MGK and Thomas Jefferson Miku binder posters. grabbed my Hamilton body pillow."THEY'RE HERE" My Mom called. .I go downstairs and see them. At the concert, I was too busy reading my Junie B. Jones book to realize that the lead singer, Harry styles, had the most beautiful, down-right outrageously big Gandolf naturals. His rizz radiating off of him, as he stared at me with his red orbs. There was breast milk spilling from his shirt.

"Ello Love!" He says to me. He had the most handsome breas- I mean face. He was just beautiful- except for the fact that his titties were leaking- but I could look past that. I took out my extra-strength flex tape and put it on his calcium cannons. "That's enough of that...." I said to him, with horror and disgust in my eyes."You don't like my milkies??" He said to me. "No, I really don't." I said to him, expressing my hatred of breast milk.

Then, his sister walked out."Hi! I'm Haribo Styles!" She said to me, as her chest bulged out with glee. Her Mommy Milkers were bigger than Harry's, but they weren't even milkers at they were normal!E all!They didn't spew any unidentified liquids,xcept for the fact that they were practically the size of beluga whales ."Sorry I'm so dirty, I just got out of the gym!" Haribo said. I wondered, why does the Styles family have such big, large gazungas. I was speechless at this."You good, I don't mind." I say through the disbelief that she was so amazing ."You're so sweet." Haribo says to me .

She turned around, and her ass was even better! "BAZINGA!" I yelled. "What is it?" She said to me, utterly confused. "Oh, umm, nothing, I just finished my crossword puzzle." I say to her. "Oh, that's nice!" She said to me. "Do you want to come stay with me? Instead of my liquidy brother?" She asked politely. "Yes" I replied quickly, not wanting to stay with Harry Styles, and his hairy milk jugs.So, we put my bags in her car, the batmobile, and drove off to her gothic mansion. I was a little confused about the Batman thing, but, boobies. So milky.