So Dazzling

So tragic

 We arrived at Wayne Mann- I mean Haribo's house. We walk inside, and Alfred goes straight to the kitchen to cook our lunch. Me and Haribo walked up the stairs to my batman-themed bathroom, and got out the new clothes we bought. "I'm so happy!!" I say, as I hold my golden lab puppy, Cheese, in my arms. "Me too." Haribo says.

I turn back to Bruce, but he's gone. Oh well. I walk to my bed and hed off to dreamland. Whoopsies! Fishy fishy fish makin it kinky! Opp- Fish in the mouth! I wanted to eat a cheeseburger so I went to Outback daves house, and he personally gave me a sharling! I love parties! We know billy joel cuz he played the music for the wedding of my 2 parents, Josh and Jake.

Mama ohhhh didn't mean to make u cry if im not bake again this tomurra curry on, curry o. As if nothing really matters OHhhhhhHHHhhHHhh.

As I wake up, I look around my room and see that Alfred left me a pancakes, big ol' honkin tities. The pancakes were made of brown jello. This time, it was rootbeer flavored! Yippers!! I also had a glass of milk with it, but I didn't drink it. I was... unsure of it's origins. LIN MANUEL MIRANDA HAS HERMES! After that delicious meal, I went down stairs. I saw Harry, Alfred, and Haribo having poker night with brown jello shots! They were dirty potato skin flavored. The yalso were eating hamcubes. The hamcubes were oiking, but I iglooed them.

"Hey Guys!" I say happily. "Can I join you?" I add. "But you're a child?" says Haribo. "I don't have to bet." I reply fany-like. "If I lose, I could give Al Gore the apology-blowjob he deserves." I say Flesh Dickly. "No, Resignment. I HAVE Diabetes in my asshole." Haribo says back. "I can't have ANOTHER child sucking the president's dick, Ok?"

"Ok...." I say, as I sadly shit myself.

I walk into the bathroom to put some makeup on to go see my friends. But, before I could stark, Harry came in. "Ello Love!" Harry says."How you doin?" He asks politely. "None of your shit, Babababababa." I reply kindly. "Would you like to play a board gameHe asks wih us?" nicely. "No thanks Harry, you're kind of ugly ngl." lI say to him. Before he coud reply, he shit himself so hard he caused a hurricane in Asia. After that, he got into the shower fully clothed, and turn on the water. I reached my hand in and turned up the pressure and the heat so he was being pelted with hot water bullets.

The water was so warm tht it melted off his breasts. He was just left with 2 nipples spewing milk. "NO!!!" He screamed. "MY TITS ARE GOOONNNNNEEEEE!!!" He was devastated. On the floor of the shower were the remains of his Dumbledore Boobies. I put them into a basket and carried them outside. I called over Haribo and Alfred to the funeral. Surprisingly, they were already in funeral attire, and so was Harry and me. The funeral lasted 3 hours before it was time to bury the boobs. We kept one to turn into ashes, then put the other in the tiny coffin that was custom made by Dr.Phil.

We finished the funeral of by playing Allstar by Smashmouth on repeat. It was the boinkers favorite song. "I'm so sorry for your loss." Dr.Phil said to Harry. "It was so tragic."